Y/N: Hey, guess what!
Tom: What?
Y/N: I'm cutting my hair really short today!
Tom: Ugh god please no.
Y/N: Hey not fair! I didn't say anything when you cut off your curls.
Tom: That was different. I did it for a movie.
Tom: It's just that I don't like girls with short hair.Y/N: Well I don't like boys with short dicks but here you are.