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I Got My Outfit Together For This Glorious Sunday And Was Contemplating Going To Church.
I Used To Always Go With My Grandma Back In Atlanta But Since I've Moved Here Everything Feels So Different.
While I Was Curling My Hair Tre Barged In And Took One Of My Combs And Started Fake Combing His Hair.
"Tre?" I Said.
"You Wanna Play In My Curls" He Said With A Goofy Grin.
"What's Up With You" I Said.
"Nun Other Than Making Money All The Time Life Is Great" He Said Right After His Phone Started Ringing And I Already Knew It Was A Girl I Rolled My Eyes.
"What's Wrong Witchu" He Said.
"Nun" I Said "We Should Go To Church"
"The Fuck You Wanna Go To Church Fo Shouldn't You Be Planning Yo Birthday Or Sum" He Said.
"Ion Really Wanna Celebrate My Birthday" I Said.
"I Would My Nigga It's The Last Day Of School I Would Be Turning Up Like A Mothafucka" He Said.
"Last Time I Checked Your You And I'm Me And We Come From Two Different Realities" I Said Rhyming.
He Rolled His Eyes "Whateva It's Yo Birthday Ion Care" He Said Then Shrugged And Left.
See Why He Always Gotta Be Like That.
I Finished Doing My Hair Then Texted John And Asked Did He Wanna Go.
Mel: Wanna Go To Church Cuz You Need Jesus.
👫❤️J: Bitch I'm Gay Hell No.
Fine I'm Gonna Go Without Him The Fuck.
I Got My Car Keys And Got Ready To Go Princess Was Downstairs Eating A Bagel.
