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Disses to All Might

A/N: WARNING: This chapter may be considered highly offensive (especially if you like All Might). I made this because my sister requested it. I personally like All Might to an extent but he can be annoying sometimes. Most of the disses I got from either references or multiple sources therefore I do not own them. This is purely meant for humor so don't read if you might get offended. Hope you enjoy <3

In case you don't know:

Y/N= Your Name

L/N= Last Name

F/N= Friend's Name

F/L/N= Friend's Last Name

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Y/N created a chatroom

Y/N named the chatroom "Disses to All Might"

-All Might has entered the chatroom-

Y/N: Prepare ye self to go to Recovery Girl's.

All Might: Why Young L/N?

Y/N: Because you're going to need it to heal all the burns that are going to be applied.

All Might: Should I be frightened?

F/N: Very much so.

Y/N: All Might ain't going to be All Right.

F/N: Do alien bunnies exist? Oh wait that's a stupid question I'm looking at one right now.

All Might: What do you mean Young F/L/N?

Ectoplasm: You're denser than a set of irrationals.

Nezu: A fitting insult as you are a math teacher; well done Ectoplasm.

Present Mic: If you will forgive me for being personal........ I DON'T LIKE YOUR FACE.

All Might: T^T

Nezu: Excellent use of literature Present Mic.

Y/N: Principal Nezu-san are you going to come up with one too or cheer from the sidelines?

Nezu: Hm, I suppose I can come up with one, please stand by.

Nezu: He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot; but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot.

Present Mic: OOO A OLD MOVIE REFERENCE I LOVE YOUR SPIRIT NEZU!

All Might: Ouch my feelings.

Bakugo: If your brain was dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your head off.

Present Mic: YES ANOTHER LITERATURE REFERENCE I HAVE TAUGHT YOU WELL BAKUGO.

All Might: Not you too Young Bakugo...

F/N: Your hairstyle is so ugly my cat has coughed up better looking ones.

Aizawa: You're so ugly you'd scare the crap out of the toilet.

Todoroki: If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world.

Y/N: OHHHH TRIPLE BURNNN

Todoroki: I told you I didn't need my fire to burn someone.

All Might: This is insulting. T^T

Todoroki: We're not insulting you; we're describing you.

Jiro: Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.

Momo: Well, I'll tell you something that should be of vital interest to you. That you, sir, are a NITWIT!