A/N
How hard is it to just choose one P.O.V!? Apparently its the most difficult thing in the world.
Anyway... This is in Dave's P.O.V (point of view).
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I HAVE THE BEST FUCKING IDEA EVER.
What is that idea, you ask?
I'm going to drug Phoney. Why?
Well... I dont know. I honestly just want to see what he's like when he's high.
I sneak off to the security office and see a glass of orange juice. That has to be his. He's usually the only one in here.
I know cocaine is supposed to be snorted, but... he's a phone. It shouldn't matter, right?
I dump a handfull of cocaine into the orange juice and quickly run to the saferoom. I stop at the end of the hall and look into the dining area where I see Phoney walking to the room I was just in.
Perfect.
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"EMPLOYEE!!11!one!1!!"
Oh, crap. There was a 'one' in there. I'm in big fucking trouble.
I see Phoney in the diner and walk up to him.
"What is it, Pho-"
"What did you do?"
Did he not drink it?
"What?"
"WHAT DID YOU DO." That wasn't a question anymore.
Phoney gestured to the play area, I look over and see kids running out, screaming.
"What happened?" Phoney didn't reply, he was busy being questioned by twenty parents at once.
I raised an eyebrow as I slowly approached the play area. I peered around the corner too see the orange man drowning a kid in the ball pit.
"Ḑ̵̹̅̏̐̽͛̀͋͐̏̍͠͝I̴̭̣̮̝͈̜̗̞͕͕̪͗͛̀͝E̸̯͛̆̐̃͋̌̐̽̈́̿͜͝ ̵̢̞̦͍͕̘̱̲̠̑̎͊̃̅̾Ȳ̶͌̆̾̒͘͜͝Ǫ̶̯̮̣̪̥͓͙̟͓̭͒́̀̌̆̇̽̈́̒̕͝ͅU̴͍͍̩̽̿̈́̎͑̊͗͊̂̽͒̕ ̶̡̧͕̥͚̦͚͉͐́͝L̵̢̘̪͎̯̤͝I̴̪͈͉͛̈͠T̸̨̧̛̮͚̅̔̾̈́̓͋̾̇̇̊͘T̷̢̡̨̠͓̟̻̻̩͋̅̾͘L̵͎̼̟͚̰̩͚̗̜͋̂̅̐Ȩ̵̢̠̲̰̏̔̀̇͑̌̾̈́͝͠͝ ̷̪̐P̴̢͇̮̳͚̼͚̘̗͙͚̩̌̽̆̊̂̐̈́̍́̏͠Ì̶̩̠͕̭̗̻͖̖̻̫̽̿E̸̢̠͕̭̥̞̩͐̑̇͋̎̈́̄͠C̶̲̪̜̼̜̯̑͑̇ͅḔ̸͉͔̞̺̕͜ ̸̹͙̗͔͉̃Ǫ̵̛̝̦̦͕̮̣̯͛̀͂͗̑̎͆́́͊͠F̷̢̞̤̠́͐̉ ̷̩̳̯͖̗̾͐͐̑̾͜Ş̶̤̟̫͖͖̱̿̅̅̒̂͒͑͒̽͛̈́H̷̨̛̲͕̪̙̦̪̹͈̹̫̉̓̒͂̉͌͆̈̆I̶̡̡͈͙̮͉̪̝͓͉̙̟͘͘T̷̬͚͖̟̝͕͍͍̦̹̍̀̏.̷̨͓̖̗͙̤̬̥͉̮̉͗͠"
Okay... What the fuck.
I mean... I strangled a bunch of kids with sausages but... drowning them in a ball pit?
Also, why was his voice weird?
"Uh... Old Sport?" He instantly looked up at me with freakishly dialated pupils... Or at least that's what I think they are. They're just white dots in a black eye socket so I really don't know.
"Hi Dave!" Now his voice is normal.
"Hello there, Old Sport. You feeling ok?"
"I'm feeling G̶̺͠r̶̪͚̽ê̴̥̚a̶̹̯̍ț̵̈́!̴͎̳͐̍" At this point, I had no fucking clue as to what was happening.
"AAGGHH- Employee, you're here!" Phoney just ran in, I assumed he was trying to escape the angry horde of parents.
I gestured a hand to Old Sport and gave Phoney a confused look. He only shrugged in reply before being dragged out again by the multiple parents.
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DSaF: Oneshots (Dave/Old sport)
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