Pun #36

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Sans: * Hears footsteps and wakes up * Heya- * Shocked and right eye glowing *
Dragon: * Smiling while eyes are red and holds her knife *
Sans: * Summons Gaster Blasters and bones and starts attacking her *
Dragon: * Slices the bones and dodges the Blasters and puts a knife near his neck * Heh.
Sans: GOOD BYE WORLD!!!
Dragon: * Eyes are purple again and puts her knife in her pocket * Hahahahaha! Gotcha!
Sans: What?!
Dragon: It's called the element of surprise, you should be prepared for the worst times kay?
Sans: Heh. * Pats her head * Good one kiddo.
Dragon: * Laughs cheekily *
Papyrus: * Wakes up * DRAGON!!!!! SANS!!!!!!
Sans and Dragon: Erk!
Papyrus: Jeez you two!
Dragon: Sorry Paps, did we make you PAP out of your room?
Sans: Hehe.
Papyrus: =_=
Sans: I'm PAPY now.
Papyrus: * Falls asleep *
Dragon and Sans fell asleep in the floor, Hope you guys like it!

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