7-22-12
Woke up, did the same routine. This time, I ate breakfast in my room. (HOLY SHIZ! I ACTUALLY WOKE UP IN THE MORNING! O_O) Getting off my chair to put my pate in the kitchen, my hand tilted forward, causing my spoon to fall.
me: NOOOO!!! *catches spoon and regains balence*
As soon as I stood up straight and places the spoon on my plate, my fork fell. -___-
me: NU! *tries to catch but fails*
1:00 p.m.
dad: Alex, its 85 degress outside and Delgado's water bowl is empty.
me: Fine, but lemme finish this page. *scrolls down and theres only one paragraph left for this page*
I finished the paragraph and got up to give my dog some water. When I approached the backyard door, my dad came back inside.
me: Waddya doing?
dad: *places the empty coca-cola bottle on the counter* I just gave Delgado some water and food.
me: *mental facepalms, walks back to room and mummbles* troll -_-
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*surfing the web*
*finds a cat wearing a beanie*
me: JEEZUS! EVEN CATS WEAR BEANIES BETTER THAN MEEHHH! >:L
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mom: Alex! Get off your ass and get dressed! We're going to the State Fair!
me: *laughs inside* Gotta love mom.
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Going to the fair, updating more when I get back.
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Just got back ;_;
Stepping out of the car, I walked on the grass. I felt something wet hit my leg, then I felt something crack under my left foot. I looked at what I stepped on and...it was a frog ;_;
me: NO! FUDGE! *pokes it with a stick* (seriously, I was on my way to throw it away xD)
frog: X-X
me: o_o NO! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
mom: Alex! What's wrong?
me: *yells* YOU TELL NO ONE! >:( *my yell echoed in the empty street xD*
[My time in the State Fair]
I.felt.sexually.harassed. =-=
Went on this ride where you lay on your stomach and it's like you're "flying" I saw a purple laying mat thing xD
me: OH! :D
(if you're wondering why purple, it's my favorite color. Besides black xD)
*notices there's 2 young dudes behind the purple one*
me: Damn. *walks over to the red, but the old man who's in control of the ride told me to get on the purple*
So I laid on the purple ride.
me: Fuck, they got a view if they look ahead =-=
[next ride]
ride name: White Water (no joke xD)
*sits in the front of the log*
*2 boys (different ones -__-) sat behind me*
me: *digs feet into the ride and holds onto the hadle bars tightly*
If you're wondering why. It's like riding a rollercoaster. Going up the slope. But without the safety gear.
To make matters worse, imagine riding a horse.
I REFUSE TO EXPLAIN COMPLETELY! It's too awkward and I'll laugh too hard xD
I was freaking out xD Afraid that I'll lose my grip on the handle and slide right into the guys behind me ;_;
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ANYWAYS! HOPES YOU ENJOYED xD terrible situations I'm in ;_;
Also, I got this water filled toy thats called "Smash Toys" :3 it's really fun xD Especially since you can just throw it on the ground in a fit of rage.
I'll update another day of my life tomorrow x3
BAAAAAIII~! xP
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