Sho, I'm being an assassin for ze turd- third* time xD This time, as a Khajiit named Hydra :3 Whale- killed that Shatter-Sheild girl by orering Lydia to kill her. Just watched her, n next thing I know, all the guards are after MY arse! OAO So I run outta Windhelm and halfway through the bridge, I got stopped by two guards.
Guard: STOP! In the name of the Jarl!
Me: I WOULD RATHER DIE! *runs to stables and steals a horse*
Stable guy: NOT ON MY FCKIN WATCH! O^O *pulls out dagger and runs after me on the galloping steed*
So I made it to that mill near Windhelm, n this dragon shadow flew over me.
Me: Awh fudge..
Dad: *chuckles*
*the dragon lands infront of the horse n I without warning- nor circling overhead*
Me: HOLY CRAP! O_O *sways the horse sideways of the dragon*
Dad: *drops popcorn and stand up, yelling* RUN! RUN! RUN!
*parks horse behind a house*
Me: [sneaky mode] *tries to pick-pocket one of the farmers to take cover in their house*
Can't pick pocket him.
So I decided to just lock pick his house- standing up without stealth.
So to get to the point, the farmer boy told me to 'get out' so I gave him free daggers- in his belly C: And it was a total Sparta moment! XD I dagger-slapped him against the wall n he friggen BOUNCED off ze wall! XD owwhhh mah gawlosh..
Whale my pretties C: That's all I have for my diary today. Stuffed myself with turkey and milk and fudge...and a fudge popsicle(?) Geezus, I question my spelling so often xD Anyways, good day my constant readers x3
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Non-FictionThis is my diary now! :D And I'm publishing it for everyone worldwide to read and have plenty of LULZ! xD This'll show you how jacked up my rainbow n unicorn life is x3 And, learn from my mistakes people. Don't wanna end up screwed cuz you made the...
