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Zac dossi as Zac

The next day I was free to go and Zac and I went to the mall

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The next day I was free to go and Zac and I went to the mall. I got a banana toy thing. And I got mad at Zac because he was flirting with the cashier at the toy store. Her name was "Anne" what a surprise. So close to ANNIE! I know that he meant no harm, but he did it in front of me. He did the puppy dog eyes and the jaw drop. And he snuck he's number into the 20 dollar bill. I'm breaking up with him. "Zac!?" "What the hell was that?" "Buba I'm sorry, she is hot though." " shut your f***ing  pie hole. I'm breaking up with you. You are a selfish BITCH!" Zac stormed off and guess where he went? The toy store. He's an idiot. *face palm* Wait, now I can commit suicide!😊 he won't barge in and I can see my parents and dog! But knowing him, he will come running back begging on his hands and knees wanting me back. But you know what? I'm free. Free of problems free of him. (He was my only problem.) ROASTED!

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