The States

The Visit Part one

America and Russia were preparing for the other countries to arrive. The children were all in their Sunday best and the southern states were planning something for a few countries. Kansas was suspecting her siblings. The original thirteen were scheming on what the are going to do to England. The parents were clueless about what their children were up to, they were too busy setting the table and getting the other children ready.

Meanwhile in a Volkswagen.

Germany was driving both Italies, Japan and his brother to America's house.

"Yo bruder, ven are we getting zere? I really need to pee." Prussia asks.

"Ve vill get zere ven we get zere bruder. Besides where would you go there are no buildings around here." Germany looks around for a place to stop and finally pulls over to the side of the road. Prussia quickly opens the door and relieves himself. Italy wakes up and looks around.

"Are we there yet ve~?"

"Nien, go back to sleep mien Bruder just had to pee we will be there soon." Italy goes back to sleep and cuddles up to Lovino and Japan.

Prussia reenters the car and crashes in his seat. Germany shakes his head and starts driving again. Germany is on the final road to America's house. When he pulls into the driveway loud noises and yelling are heard from inside and Russia runs out screaming. America walks calmly out with a 12-gage shotgun and aims it at Russia.

"You think I didn't plan this Vanya! The southern's were just pulling a prank on their papa. Vanya what did I tell you would happen If you got into my stash?"

Russia looks terrified and is begging for anyone to save him. America walks over to him and pulls him up.

"Vanya what did I say would happen?"

"I would be punished My bloodied sunflower."

America pulls Russia to him and whispers

"No sex for a week and you are sleeping on the couch."

Ivan looks down and smirks he knows America will break that after three hours. America walks over to Germany's Volkswagen and knocks on the window. Germany rolls down the window and follows America's instructions to park in the garage. The five nations get out of the car and walk into a mud room where they are told to take their shoes off and then they are led to a giant living room. A round table is set in the middle with chairs with the countries flag on them. They all rush to their seats and wait for the old married couple and the old man to arrive.

In the Allies' car we see England and France fighting over which direction they should turn until they hear a horn behind them. They turn the correct way, thank god, but they are still fighting. America's house comes into view and outside stands America with a disapproving look on his face. Like the Axis he leads them to the garage, into the mudroom, and into the living room.

"Papa, Mum I know that you are fighting but you need to stop if you want to meet your grandchildren."

They both stop and sit in their chairs. America and Russia call down the children and the countries hear a stampede of feet down the stairs. Fifty children and two babies stand in the room waiting to sit down.

"Mama, can we please sit down I need a break and food." Virginia said holding Alaska.

America nods and the children take their seats England was between France and Canada, China sat next to Japan, Germany was between Prussia and Italy, Romano was on the other side of Italy and was talking with New York over the mafia, America was at the head of the table with Russia at the right and, the states filled in the gaps. America brought out the food, all of it was from the southern states.

"Dig in, Italy don't fill yourself up on pasta alone try some of the other dishes. Would anyone like a drink I'm taking orders now. Kids, I know what you all want. I just need to know what the nations want."

"Beer."

"Wine."

"Tea."

"Tea."

"Vodka."

"Sweet tea. Ve~."

"Beer."

"Maple Brandy eh~."

"Vino, idioto."

"Sweet tea prease."

America goes into the kitchen to get the drinks. He returns and gives everyone their drinks. He sits down at the at the head of the table and bows his head to pray, the children and Russia follow knowing America's puritan roots have taught him to pray before meals. The Christian nations like Italy and Romano follow his lead. After the prayer, they start eating the delicious meal.

"This food is delicious, why do you only eat burgers at meetings?" China asks.

"I usually don't have time before to prepare a meal, so I stop a Mickey Dees and get some burgers. What sucks is when the babysitter takes off for one of the meeting days and I have to take one of the babies to daycare for the meeting. I look nineteen and people look very disgusted when I pop up with two babies both with different features to a daycare. Its very hard to deal with." America answers sadly.

All the nations look down in shame except Russia who looks at America concerned.

"You should have told me I would have taken them to the daycare. You shouldn't have to deal with that, I will hurt those people they will meet my pipe." Russia says seething.

America smiled and took ahold of Russia's hand, he smiles, and states gain a look of murder. Everyone else looks terrified. The happy couple is oblivious.

"Mama, Papa, please stop. We are still eating." Louisiana says covering her eyes.

They both stop. Blushes cover their faces.

"We apologize, we barely have time to see each other so when we do its exaggerated." America explains with a blush.

Everyone laughs at the young couple.

AN: Sorry it took so long I was busy with work and IB Homework.