*Fan written, not by Eminem or me*
(Verse 1)
Dear Slim, What's Real It's Been A Minute,
Probably Don't Remember Me
But You Will When I'm Finished
Had A Relative Who'd Write U And Go On About His Pain
But He Died And U Made A Hit Song Off His Name
But I Ain't Write U Just To Wrong U Wit Blame
Or Say That I Dislike U Then Pro Long U Wit Shame
Wit My Bro It Was 60 Below I Was 6 At Ya Show
Just Wanted Ya Autograph But Like A d*ck You Said No
But I Can't Deny Greatness That's Foreva
He Ripped Up All Ya Posters, An I Taped Em Back Together
I Can't Comprehend Why I'm Writin This Letter
I Could Talk To My Friends, But My Idol Is Better
I'm Lyin' Cuhz Everybody Thinks I'm Crazy It Ain't True
So I Don't Have Any fu*kin Friends Now Thanks To U
I Ain't Mad Get At Me Slim
If U Don't Then I'll Get At You,
Peace And Love Yo
Stan's Little Bro, Matthew
(Dido Chorus)
(Verse 2)
Dear Slim, I See You Ain't Changed A Bit
Still Not Writin' Ya Fans back That's Insane as sh*t
Look, I Understand U Busy Wit Fame Ur Rich
But Until U Respond To Me I Don't Aim To Quit
Its Been Ten Years Still Wishin His Life Neva Ended
I Neva Got That Starter Cap Did You Eva Send It?
You'd Think I'd Be A Celebrity Cause You Made Stan
Instead I'm All Alone I Feel Like A Caged Man
My Moms A bi*ch
And I Swear She Needs Her Brain Scanned
Her Drug Pills Make Her Dumb As A Cave Man
And I'm Sick Of Sittin Thru This sh*t
The Otha Day She Blame Me For Stans Death
And I Aint Have sh*t To Do Wit It
How Can My Mind Be So fu*kin Filthy
Cause When I Listen To U I Wanna Kill Her
And Just PLEAD fu*kIN GUILTY
Treats Me Like I'm Nothin
And I Swear It fu*kin KILLS ME
Slim U Hate Ya Mom To I Kno U fu*kin Feel Me
Says I Worship U
Tatted Shady Records In Cursive Too
And She's Right Slim,
If I Could I'd Move The Earth For U
Her New Husband Says
Why Can't I Do Like Normal Persons Do
sh*t I'd Like To Slit His Throat
Then Recite A Verse From U
I'm Rantin' Thru The Roof
But I'm Just Writin Off The Truth
Oh, By The Way
I'm Sorry You Lost Proof
I Hope U Get This Letter
And I Hope U Mail One Back Too
Peace And Love Yo
Stan's Little Bro, Matthew
(Dido Chorus)
(Verse 3)
OK! I See Why They Call You Shady Now
Cause U Don't Give A fu*k! About Anyone But Hailey Pal
And U Don't Have To Read This Letter
Cause It May Be Foul
Cause I've Accepted The fu*kIN Fact That I'm Crazy Now
Come On Slim
Are You Really That Busy U Can't Get Back Wit Me?
Are My Letters That sh*tty?
U Can Write A Verse For Drizzy
U Can Write A Verse For Fiddy
I'm Ya Biggest Fan
And You Can't Spare A Few Words Of Pitty?
fu*k!
I Sit And Think About The Fact
That I Could Still Be Holdin Stan's Hand If U Just Woulda Wrote BACK!
Its All Ya Fault Slim I Ain't Cuttin U No Slack!
Your New Songs Suck Drugs fu*ked Ya Whole ACT!
F You Slim. U Capeesh F U!
That bi*ch He Was With Was Carrying My Niece Or Nephew!
And I Aint Writin This As A Way To Upset U
U Gon Make Me Regret The Day That I Eva MET U!
But I Won't Let U, Im Too Much Of A Fan
I Love You Man, But I Really Miss My Brother Stan
I Often Goto Sleep And Dream About That Night
And In Those Dreams I Hear His Girl Screamin For Her Life
Could've All Been Avoided Every Grab Hold Or Srike
But NOOO U To Much Of An Ass Hole To Write!
Could Swallow Pills And Take Liquor To Ya fu*kin Head
But U Out Relapsin' And STANS STILL fu*kIN DEAD!
DID U HEAR WHAT I fu*kIN SAID?!
I Wish It Woulda Been You Goin Over That fu*kin Ledge
Write Me Back That's All I Ask U
Peace And Love Yo
Stan's Little Bro Matthew
(Dido Chorus)
(End)
