D12 - My Band

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"My Band"

[Intro]

I don't know dude...

I think everyone's all jealous and shit cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...

And I think everyone's got a fucking problem with me dude...

And they need to take it up with me after the show...

Because...

[Chorus:]

These chicks don't even know the name of my band...

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...

Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man...

All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

[Verse 1 - Eminem]

So I get off stage right and drop the mic

Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like

"What's up, ladies? My name's Slim Shady.

I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"

They're all like "Oh my god it's him"

"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"

"I swear to fucking god dude you fucking rock"

"Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"

And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous

Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas

All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes

Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage

So like every single night they pick a fight with me

But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry

Cause they're back on stage the next night with me

Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be

This rock star shit, it's the life for me

And all the other guys just despise me because

[Chorus:]

These chicks don't even know the name of my band...

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...

Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man...

All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

My band [9x]

[Verse 2 - Swift]

You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you?

Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools

Smash these vocals and do a performance

But we in the van and he in a tour bus

You don't want my autograph, you's a liar

And no, I'm Swift (oh I thought you were Kuniva)

What the hell is wrong with that dressing room

Cause my shit is looking smaller than a decimal

See I know how to rap, it's simple but

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