ChimChim added Swaeg, J-NoHoe, ImTaeTae, JustinSeagull to the chat
OGNT
Swaeg: what the fuck is this?
J-NoHoe: whats "OGNT"?
JustinSeagull: i thought we agreed just to be in one group only?
ImTaeTae: jimin hyung!
ChimChim: yes tae?
ImTaeTae: why isnt jin hyung and namjoon hyung in this?
ChimChim: save your question for later
ChimChim: what do you think "OGNT" means?
Swaeg: orgasm gallon nothing tits
JustinSeagull: what the fuck?
Swaeg: what?
ChimChim: thats not what that means but alright then
ChimChim: you must be wondering "why isnt jin hyung and namjoon hyung in this?"
ChimChim: well i have the answer to that question
J-NoHoe: then what is it?
ChimChim: not yet child
Swaeg: what the fuck did you do to my jimin?!
ChimChim: what?
Swaeg: you know what im talking about
ImTaeTae: yeah! jimin would never just make a group without a reason
JustinSeagull: that actually make sense...
J-NoHoe: congrats for actually making sense tae
JustinSeagull: hey whats that supposed to mean?!
J-NoHoe: nothing...
ChimChim: guys its me jimin
ChimChim: i just made this group because i want you guys to help me with something
Swaeg: if its like "help me with the dishes" im out of here
ChimChim: no! Its much more than that!
JustinSeagull: then what is it?
ChimChim: yoongi hyung?
Swaeg: wat
ChimChim: what do you think "OGNT" means again?
Swaeg: orgasm gallon nothing tits?
J-NoHoe: somebody please write that on my tombstone
ImTaeTae: with pleasure
JustinSeagull: tae
ImTaeTae: sorry kookie...
ChimChim: well you guys know that namjoon hyung and jin hyung have been acting strange, right?
J-NoHoe: how?
JustinSeagull: maybe theyre already dating?
Swaeg: theyre not
J-NoHoe: how do you know?
Swaeg: trust me
Swaeg: namjoon is too much of a pussy to ask jin hyung to be his boyfriend
ImTaeTae: yup! and they have kissed once
ChimChim: WHAT WHEN
ImTaeTae: when they went on a date together
Swaeg: wait how do you know?
ImTaeTae: when it was just me and jin hyung in the group, i asked him about it
ChimChim: why didnt you two tell me about this?
Swaeg: why should we?
ChimChim: because i am the captain of the namjin ship and ARMYs are the passengers
JustinSeagull: oh yeah ive heard about that
J-NoHoe: about what?
JustinSeagull: about namjin is the most accepted ship in the group
J-NoHoe: a ship?
JustinSeagull: you innocent little angel bean
J-NoHoe: Jimin!
ChimChim: yes?
J-NoHoe: you havent answered my question from the start
ChimChim: what is it?
J-NoHoe: whats "OGNT"?
ChimChim: wait...
JustinSeagull: oh come on!
ChimChim: we chatted so much that i forgot what it means
ImTaeTae: is it what yoongi hyung just said?
Swaeg: probably not
J-NoHoe: why not
Swaeg: i just made that up
ImTaeTae: oh
ChimChim: i remember!
ImTaeTae: what is it?!
J-NoHoe: tell us!
JustinSeagull: 🍵
Swaeg: 🍵
ChimChim: it means
JustinSeagull: WHAT IS IT
ImTaeTae: TELL THIS QUEEN
J-NoHoe: WHERE IS SHE
JustinSeagull: what?
J-NoHoe: you know batman?
JustinSeagull: nah im iron man trash
ImTaeTae: i personally like doctor strange the best
Swaeg: you guys are so extra i fucking swear to god
ChimChim: it means "Operation: Get Namjin Together"
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