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@School
Subject: T.L.E
Yung bago naming teacher mahilig mag call names using Mr. or Ms. kaya..... coincidence, meron akong classmate na yung last name niya ay CHU.
Teacher: Ok who can give me the benefits from preserving food.
Ako: /raises hand pero di parin na tawag kaya nag-pout/
Teacher: Okay, what about you Mr. Chu /points at isang gwapong nilalang/ XD
Ako: /Umatake yung pagka-fanboy ko/ Mr. Chu! Ipseul Wie Chu! Dalkomaghe Chu! /kanta ng malakas sabay hataw/
Lahat including teacher: /tingin sakin/
Ako: Nananeu Mr. Chu! /katatapos palang tumawa lahat/
Teacher: Mr. /inserts OP's last name/ do you have something with Mr. Chu?
Kaklase: Ayieeee!
Si Mr. Chu: /Tawa ng tawa patingin sakin/
Ako: Ma'am! It was fanboying --
Teacher: So fanboy ka niya?
Kaklase: Ayieee! /sabay palakpak at sigaw na parang shunga/
Ako: /Umupo at nag-banggit/ Ma'am may I answer?
Teacher: Yes you can.
Ako: /sighs/ There are many benefits that we can get from preserving. One is strengthening the food's life. Second is that the food can be protected from harmful organisms. Third the food will forever preserve it's freshness.
Kaklase: /tulala/
Teacher: Very good! Pasalamat ka Mr. Chu na fan ka ng isang matalinong lalake.
Ako: /speaks sa mind habang paupo/ Hutaaaaaa! Why can't anyone understand?
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