"What's up, guys, it's your boi, Corey." greeted Corey to his camera. "As you can see from the title, I'm going to be putting up my son up for adoption."
He raises the toddlar up higher on his side, just enough for the child to be in frame. The baby was currently looking somewhere behind him.
"No, Thomas, come on, we talked about this. The fans want to see you face - come on, look over here. Listen to papa..." coed Corey, trying to get Thomas to listen to him but failed. "Anyway, with the help of Colby, I'm going to be pranking Elton."
Colby was in the background but in frame, behind Corey. He was currently hunched over and picking up toys off the floor.
"As you known, Elton pranked me, 14 months ago, which lead to use becoming parents. Now, I think it's time to get him back! So, Elton is currently doing his taxes, and will mostly be out of the house for at least three hours. Stupid dude, do your taxes online, like everyone else... So we're-"
"He means me-"
"I'm going to help! Right after this intro!" says Corey, turning back to talk to his roommate. He faces the camera again and continues talking, "So we are going to be cleaning up all of Thomas's clothing and toys from the house. And hiding them in the backyard."
Corey pauses and leans over, letting Thomas run off frame. The toddlar goes straight to Colby, who was in the middle of packing up his blocks. He started grabbing them from the man's hands and put them on the ground beside him. Colby then grabs the blocks the toddlar took from him and put them into their labeled bag. But Thomas waddles over and start taking them out to play with. Both adults laugh.
"We've went all out on this prank, bros." says Corey, walking to his glass book shelf. He grabs a large stack of papers and shows the title page to the camera. "These are fake documents from an adoption agency we found from some sketchy website online. But they look so real."
Corey moves the camera to sit on the shelf wherw he just took the documents from and takes a step back so he was in the middle of the frame.
"So I'm going to help Colby clean up now, and we'll update you as we go."
The next clips were a time-lapse of the two adults picking up discarded items that belonged to Thomas. Of course the toddlar didn't know what was happening so he would often get in the way or take stuff out (mostly toys) out of their bags. Colby would occasionally stop and play with Thomas a few times throughout the time-lapse.
"It's been 45 minutes and we just finished this room. Fuck, this little guy has a lot of stuff." says Colby to the camera, picking it up and turning it on him.
"Language!" says Corey from out of frame.
"Sorry Captain America."
The camera flips off of Colby to show a wide shot of the nearly clean room. Thomas was in his pack-and-play which was on the right side of the Queen-sized bed, a superman fleece blanket draped over half his body. He was asleep. Corey walked into frame and grabbed the last bag filled with toys; he looked to Colby.
"Now we just have to brings these bags downstairs, hide them and then do a sweep of the whole house for any other baby items."
"At least it'll go faster with Thomas asleep."
Corey crosses his index finger and middle finger. And mouths 'hopefully."
Another time laps but it's just of them grabbing things from the middle of the room and goes off frame, only to return without the items. This cycle goes on for a good 6 minutes before it stops.
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(PRANK) PUTTING MY SON UP FOR ADOPTION |
FanfictionThis is a sequel to '(*not clickbait*) I GOT MY BOYFRIEND PREGNANT!' Though life has drastically changed since the birth of their son, and both men wouldn't change anything for the world; Corey decides to prank Elton back.