parents joker and Harley Quinn x child reader

Chapter 3

Am I the lost daughter of Harley Quinn and Joker.

(Y/n) pov~
I stand there still, pointing my gun under Joker's chin, still trying to process what Harley just said. "Wait what did you just say?" I say look at joker and then Harley. " Your our daughter" Harley said softer than before as she pulls away from me and looks at joker, "okay you got 5 minutes to explain then I blow her/his brains out! And you stop saying exactly what I say!!" Me and joker say at the same time. "Ah okay just calm down, it started when puddin i-" Harley started

"Day da-da-da I don't need to know that bit, what I want to know is why you left me, why did you give me up! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME ALL ALONE!? ALL MY LIFE PEOPLE TOLD ME THAT I WAS BAD AND THAT I MIGHT AS WELL BE YOUR KID AND I ALWAYS TOLD THEM 'NO I WAS NOT!' AND NOW YOUR SAYING THAT THEY WERE RIGHT!!! AND FOR WHAT? HUH!? WAS I NOT GOOD ENOUGH!? DIDN'T WANT SOME DUMB KID HANGING AROUND AND RUINING YOUR REPUTATION!?! WELL UNLESS YOU GIVE ME A GOOD EXPLANATION AS TO WHY YOU TWO ABANDONED ME AND LEFT ME THERE!?!!"

I scream at them as I walked closer to Harley Quinn as she walked back and I could tell Joker wanted an explanation too, cause he didn't step in or stop me. "Sigh I guess your right you do deserve an explanation on why I gave you up, well me and Puddin was separate for a while and that's when I found out and I was scared and the only on there for me was Ivy and I didn't know what to do. After you were born I knew I wanted to keep you, but then Puddin called and I wasn't sure if he could handle it and the things we do isn't really family friendly, and if me or puddin was locked up I knew Battsie would take you away. So I did the one thing I knew I had to do and it was really hard to do, my only daughter being raised by some white collar dick-bag couple raising my daughter made me sick but I knew it was best for you, (y/n) if you still go by that name?" She said on the brink of tears looking at me in the eyes.

Joker and I are still trying to process this. "All right let me get this, you gave birth and didn't even tell me, then just keep it a secret from me, and I had a secret child I didn't even know about and now here we are! Two seconds ago WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO KILL EACH OTHER AND NOW WHAT BE SOME KIND OF HAPPY FAMILY!!" Joker said obviously getting mad about this and I can't blame him and I'm in the same boat. "Ok Puddin just calm down" Harley said trying to calm us down "SHUT IT HARLEY!!" Me and Joker scream at her while pointing our guns at her.

"Wait Puddin didn't you want to know why she did all this?" Then Joker points his gun at me "That's right, what were you doing doing all of this, So whats your deal huh? why did you do all this anyway?!" I look at them then put my gun down, and look down at the ground "Batman, he ruined my life cause he took something way from me, i didn't even care that i had no one, as long as she was there for me! I had no one and all i did was cause trouble, but she was. I didn't even care that i had no one cause she was there for me and i was there for her. All her life she did nothing wrong and cause he 'tried to save' her and when she actually needed help, he just LEFT HER TO DIE!! So when i get him, i'm going to make him feel all the pain i went through for all these years. And tonight was suppose to be the night i get my revenge but you two showed up. I thought the best way to get his attention was to use your stuff" I look up and see Harley Quinn almost in tears, while Joker looks like he gonna pass out soon.

 Harley hits Joker in the shoulder and he woke up and she walked up to me and put her hand on my shoulder "Well i think is time we take you home, (Y/N) my sweet daughter, right Puddin?" she said as she looked back at Joker. "What? no way am i bringing this little punk back just because she's my daughter!" Joker yells at Harley, she walks to Joker about to try and convince him. "Hm do you guys have alcohol?" i say as i look at them "yeah" Harley says "can i kill or do what ever i want to Gotham City and not get any punishment for it" i ask "Well with in reason" Harley says   "do you have guns and cars i could use when i want" i ask "yes and no" Joker says " what do you mean 'yes and no'" i say a little confused. "Yes as in we have them, No as in you can't use them" Joker says with a little more force, "alright lets go, i'm driving" i say as i walk past them to leave the building. "wait i told you NO!" Joker yells at me "Me and you knew when i asked i was going to anyway!" i yell from the other room. "She really is like you, cause i know you would have do the same if you were her" Harley says as she leaves the room as catches up to me. "I knew i should've used a condom" he says as he walks out to catch up with me and Harley. 

"Your not driving my car and besides there's some where i we got to go first" Joker says as he walks in front of us. "but i know how to, when did you start acting like a father, and where are we going?" i say looking at Joker "since i realized i'm stuck with you now, and to Acme Chemicals" Joker says walking out of the building. "Do i have to call you guys mom and dad now?" i ask getting in the front seat. "Not yet....AND GET OUT OF MY SEAT!!!" Joker yells again.