Chapter 1

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A typical day at the office..or so they think.

(Dwight marching into the Branch Manager's office)

Dwight : Michael!

Michael : Dwight.

Dwight : Michael! Fire Jim. I want you to fire him.

Michael : I am not firing Jim , Dwight.

Dwight : But he smeared mustard on all my th....wait what's that noise?

(Moving over to Michael' desk)

Dwight : What's that dog doing under your table? And why is it eating paper?

Michael : It's mine. I got him from the shelter this morning.

Dwight : Ohh (sizing the dog up and down) , which shelter?

Michael : Umm.. the one by the dairy queen..you know ..by the river.

Dwight : By ..the..river. (looks into the camera)

Dwight : What's his name Michael?

Michael : The dog's naaame is ..Roxy.

Dwight : Then why does the collar say 'Willie'.

Michael : ...

Dwight : ...

Michael : OKAY FINE! I stole this dog! I woke up this morning , ate my bacon and decided to go steal a freaking dog! Happy?!

Dwight : Why would you steal a dog Michael?!

Michael : Because Toby sucks ! He sucks and he don't deserve this dog.

Dwight : You stole Toby's dog?!

Michael : Toby is a life sucking idiot and I can't have him suck it out of this little guy too!

Dwight : Michael , as a voluntary sheriff I can't....

( Door opens )

Pam : Guys.

Michael (Petting Willie) : Pam. Any new messages?

Pam : Umm.. Michael..

Dwight : What..spit it out!

Michael : Dwigh..

Pam(interrupts) : Toby's dead.





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