Funny tweets by black veil brides

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Ashley Purdy‏@AshleyPurdy

Police Officer: How high are

you? Me: No Officer, it's "Hi,

how are you?"

Ashley Purdy‏@AshleyPurdy

Always be yourself, unless you

can be a unicorn. Then always

be a unicorn.!

Ashley Purdy‏@AshleyPurdy

Got kicked out of the zoo

today for feeding the

ducks........To the

alligators..! ;P


 

Ashley Purdy‏@AshleyPurdy

I just saw a man at the beach

yelling "Help, Shark, Help!!!"

I just laughed, I knew that

shark wasn't going to help

him. =D

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