xxNatureKing2007xx: hey so about yesterday
danisnotenjoyingthis: didn't i tell you to piss off
xxNatureKing2007xx: not necessarily
xxNatureKing2007xx: but haha i'm sorry about that, i made an account and started posing as a kid
xxNatureKing2007xx: to combat everyone else on this website
xxNatureKing2007xx: but you don't really sound like you're 10
xxNatureKing2007xx: so my plot kind of backfired
xxNatureKing2007xx: but the nature king persona has a "15 year old girlfriend" now
danisnotenjoyingthis: how do i know you're not lying to me and aren't actually 7 or something
xxNatureKing2007xx: my name is phil
xxNatureKing2007xx: i'm 21
xxNatureKing2007xx: i'm actually in uni getting my english degree next year
danisnotenjoyingthis: oh
danisnotenjoyingthis: are you sure
xxNatureKing2007xx: do 7 year olds know what an english degree is?
xxNatureKing2007xx: or what linguistics are
xxNatureKing2007xx: or video postproduction
danisnotenjoyingthis: how are you doing like 50 things in uni
danisnotenjoyingthis: im just going into law
xxNatureKing2007xx: so you believe me now?
danisnotenjoyingthis: i guess
xxNatureKing2007xx: i know we just met but i'd rather have your number or something because i feel gross with this username
danisnotenjoyingthis: i would too
danisnotenjoyingthis: here
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like we're kids ; phan
Fanfictiondan howell is goofing around on a website notorious for being full of kids posing as teenagers. phil lester, posing as a kid for his own amusement, finds dan. and that's where it all started.
