Jake gets on one side of the room and Anthony gets on one.
Jake:it was the first day of 1st grade and me and Anthony were just walking down the hall when me and Anthony ran into each other.
Anthony:I helped him get his stuff and we just clicked and for some reason hugged and we have been inseparable.
Jake:okay so I was walking like this and then Anthony like this. Jake Drops a toy he had in his back pocket.
Anthony:omg let me help you.
Anthony and Jake hug.
Jake:Anthony I'm trying to keep me you and Joseph up at the same time on a hand that has stitches
Anthony:okay.
Jake gets up still holding Joseph.
Jake:okay what do you want to do that I can hold Joseph because I'm super bored and the more I sit around the more my hand hurts.
Anthony:let's go out to eat.
Jake:okay let me get a button up shirt on so when he wakes up I can button it up.
Anthony:okay.
Jake:y'all wanna come.
Erika:sure.
Chad:why not.
Jake started to get changed when Erika walked up behind him and put her arms around him from behind and her hands on his lower abs.
Jake:hi.
Erika:hello I've missed you.
Jake:I've missed you too.
Jakes outfitErika's outfit
Chad outfit
Anthony outfit
Joseph
Everybody got in the Tesla. Jake in the drivers seat with Joseph on his chest. Erika in the passenger seat while his hand is on her thigh. Tony and Joseph's car seat it the middle and then chad in the back.
Jake:were here.
They all walked in.
Waiter:hey sexy.
Jake:I know he is sexy isn't he.
Waiter:I was wait what.
She walks away confused.
Waiter:how many.
Jake:4.
Waiter:right this way.
Jake:thanks.
They all sat down and Joseph woke up so jake buttoned his shirt and held Joseph.
Waiter:what can I get y'all.
Jake:um I'll have a coke and can you warm up some milk and put it in this.
Waiter:no problem.
Jake:thank you.
Erika:I'll have a coke.
Anthony:sweat tea.
Chad:a beer.
Chad shows his license and it says 21.
Waiter:okay I'll be back in a few minutes with a bottle and everybody's drinks and get your order.
Jake:okay thank you.
Jake/Erika:I'm getting a steak.
Anthony:me too.
Chad:I'm getting tacos.
Anthony:okay
The waiter comes back and gives Jake the bottle and his coke.
Jake:thank you.
Waiter:what can I get y'all
Jake:3 steaks and tacos for beer guy.
Waiter:okay.
Jake picked Joseph up and gave him the bottle.
Joseph:daddy.
Waiter:are you a single parent
Jake:no.
Waiter:where is your girlfriend.
Jake:right beside me.
Chad:that's why she was cuddling with me.
Jake:do you have a problem with me.
Chad:yes.
Jake:what is it
Chad:the moment I walked into the door you were asking me questions.
Jake:well I didn't know who you were and you pushed me to where I almost fell on my son.
Chad:he isn't your son but then you thought you were all big and bad and fought some random guy.
Jake:my dad.
Chad:then you just walk into your room take off your shirt trying to show off your abs than but that kid on your chest.
Jake:my room and once again he is my son.
Chad:then we come out to eat and your still showing your abs of with a baby on them.
Chad raised his voice in that one a little and Joseph got scared and started to cry.
Jake:okay I'll be back in a minute.
Jake got up and started to walk around the restaurant when a waiter walked up to him.
Waiter:hey um people are kinda getting mad about a crying baby can you shut him up.
Jake:believe me I'm trying.
Anthony walks over.
Jake:hold him.
Anthony:okay.
Jake unbuttoned his shirt and put Joseph on it and he started to stop crying.
Waiter:your gonna have to put your shirt back on too.
Jake:do you want a screaming baby or a not all the way good looking shirtless man.
Waiter:well the customers are happy so I guess you can just sit down.
Jake walked back over to the table with Anthony and Joseph on his chest just rubbing his hand up and down Joseph's back.
Jake:okay I'm back continue.
Chad:see your doing it again. He isn't your child.
Joseph:daddy.
Jake:hey buddy are you good now.
Jake turned Joseph around and gave him the toy he had in his pocket.
Jake:here baby.
Jake:if he wasn't my child why did he just call me daddy.
Chad:whatever.
Waiter:here is your food.
Jake:thank you.
Waiter:no problem. Awww it seems like the little man is awake.
Joseph smiles.
Waiter:omg that was so cute well I better get back to work.
Jake:thanks.
Waiter:do you need another bottle of milk for him.
Jake:probably.
Waiter:okay.
Jake:thank you.
They all started to eat. They finished and Jake payed.
Jake:ready to go.
Waiter:oh wait here is the milk.
Jake:thanks I would have definitely got told about it if I left his bottle.
Waiter:have a nice night.
Jake:you too.
Chad got in the car then Anthony. Then Jake started to put Joseph in the car seat.
Jake:here Anthony if he starts the cry just give him this bottle.
Anthony:okay.
Jake buckled him up and closed the door. Then walked around the car to the front seat. Jake drove home then parked and got Joseph's car seat first and things then waited for everybody to get out then locked the doors and walked upstairs and took Joseph's close off and his and closed the door and got in the shower. About 30 minutes Jake got out and got Joseph changedThen he put on boxers and shorts and walked over to his bed and held Joseph while he gave him a bottle. Erika walked in and got in the shower then walked out in a towel and got changed. She put on underwear and a bra then got in bed. Jake put Joseph in the bassinet and layed back while Erika snuggled up to him and kissed him.
Jake:I love you.
Erika:I love you too.
Jake wrapped his arm around Erika and fell asleep.