America's Autism [COMPLETE]

⚠Really?

Trigger warning, mention of the R-word. It's censored but still mentioned. And it will be salty. It will be censored, of course, because under no circumstances do I even say that entire word.  R****d is the closest I will get to spelling it. I've been called it, I hear it, and it hurts. It was used for medical terms, but now it's used to insult and degrade.
Anyways, I'm going to do a self insert as Lexi too hee hee XD
Why not do this chappy after I found an ableist meme?

Alfred POV
I sip my hot chocolate while scrolling through Facebook. Good, good. Arthur has a new tea cup set that glows in the dark. Wow. That's pretty cool.

I scroll down and chuckle when I see a picture of Mattie with a pout and spilled Kraft Dinner.

I comment, "RIP the delish Kraft Dinner."

I look at the comments, giggling when I see that Estrella posted a picture of herself with an exasperated look on her face and her cat innocently laying in a pile of toilet paper.

I comment, "Darn Mexico Cat. US Cat does the exact same thing."

I scroll through the rest of the comments, frowning when I see a rather unkind one:

"How r****** are you, clean it up." By someone named Annie something something.

My face heats up and I don't hesitate. I type, "Excuse me?! That's my brother!" And then I report the comment.

I then feed the cats and text Mattie and Estrella, "I saw that Annie chick's comment. Don't look if you didn't see it, I reported it. I know her too. So I'll be busy for a while ^^"

I send it, just as I hear a knock on the door. A very......musical knock.

I get up, grumbling. It's eight am. Too early!

I open the door, surprised to see Lexi, an eccentric human I know....somehow.

They smile very enthusiastically. Hee hee. I raise my mug, adjusting my pineapple hat. "It's very early, child."

She grins creepily. Weird woman. "I happened to see Mattie's post and that comment."

I giggle. "How? You stalking my page?"

She shrugs, smirking. "Maybe? Well, anyway. Who is this Annie and how may we find her? She needs to be taught a few lessons. I stalked her page, and apparently she is notorious for those kinds of comments."

I let her in, giggling when she sees America Cat and squeals, picking the fluffy kitty up. "Wow. Is it only ableism she specializes in then?"

She shakes her head, cuddling the purring kitty. "Nope. She's a bigot in a lot of areas."

I smirk. "I know where she leaves. I think we should go to her place, decked out in awesome clothes, and sass her! Oh wait! We should pretend to be doctors and sell her a 'prescription', except it says, 'common sense', 'opening the mind', et cetera!"

Lexi grins. "Perfect! I'm already dressed awesome! Do you feel awesome enough?!"

I look at my outfit and grin. "I look great!"

She hugs the floofball and cackles evilly. "Let's get started, then!"
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We giggle as we go up to the door and knock. A woman opens it. "Hi. Oh, are you solicitors?"

I look at Lexi, who looks back at me, confused. I decide to just say no. "No, ma'am. We've decided you're a perfect candidate for this free supplement. It's free for the rest of your life! Take this one, and the rest, you don't even have to get from us! It's very easy to find."

She smiles, taking the bottle. "Really? What do they do?"

We smirk a little at each other. "Helps clear the mind, and it has been shown to significantly lower undesirable behaviors like bigotry, bullying, and general lack of meanness. Well, we should be going. Please enjoy that supplement!"

We leave, trying not to giggle until we get back to my place. We both start laughing like crazy. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!"

We don't stop laughing until Lexi has tears coming out of her eyes.