WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS

Hamilton vs Heathers

yesterday in the car my brother showed me a sign that said Hamilton 

and this is what basically happened in a nutshell 

me: OH MY GOD, MOM GET ME TICKETS, I WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED, I WILL NOT THROW AWAY MY SHOT-

mom: sorry honey got to wait, I don't have the money

Me: but mom-

mom: ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM? YOU GOT A BONE TO PICK? YOU'VE COME SO FAR, WHY NOW ARE YOU PULLING ON MY DICK? I'D NORMALLY SLAP YOUR FACE OFF, AND EVERYONE HERE COULD WATCH, BUT IM FEELING NICE, HERE'S SOME ADVICE, LISTEN UP BIOTCH!