*At a cafe*
*Alyssa_is_Weird phone rings*
TheAnimeFace : "Is that... Baby by Justin Bieber..?"
Alyssa_is_Weird : "Uh.... No?"
TheAnimeFace : "Right..."
Me : "You have a younger brother..?"
Alyssa_is_Weird : "No..."
Me : "Then who's baby boy..?"
Me : *flips table* "ANSWER THE PHONE TheAnimeFace "
Alyssa_is_Weird : "DONT TOUCH MY PHONE."
TheAnimeFace : *SNATCHES* *THROWS TO ME*
Me : *yells* SWIPE^^. HELLO, WHO IS THIS?"
Caller : "uh... It's Jayv-"
Me & TheAnimeFace : "AHEJELSCANLALSJVSJAKAJEBKERJHWHWJSJDSHKAFQKWHOYEJSBBSDJQBSKGLKDJDJSBDJKSSUSGVKLAJJDDJGAGSOSJAGBSKFSGGDNDLSJSHDJJDJFJJAGAKDJDBKDKSHDJDJBDJDKFRKRKJRHEHEJRJJDBBDKDKDIEYIEJJFBBFJNFJFJJFJKDKSKSKFKJFJJDJJFJFJFKSKJDHSHDBDJDJFJJJDJDJDJSOSJJSJDYDUSIKBBB *cough* okay."
Me : "did you know that you're labelled baby boy on Alyssa_is_Weird phone?"
Jayven : "WHAT. Nice."
*INTERNAL SCREAMING FOR EVERYONEE*
*TheAnimeFace phone rings*
Me : "ITS HER BOYFRIEND. PICK IT UPPPP"
TheAnimeFace : "NOP-"
Me : *yells* "SNATCHED. Annndddd SWIPE^^"
Me : "HELLO."
Caller : "Good evening, this is sexy land. We were wondering if you were still on for your 7 o'clock appointment?"
Me : "THIS IS WHAT YOUR DOING AT 7 TheAnimeFace ??!" *explodes*
Alyssa_is_Weird dies of utter shame and embarrassment.
TheAnimeFace somehow survived the attack.
TheAnimeFace looks around. Sees everyone dead: *laughs*
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue..."
*I come back to life*
TheAnimeFace & me:
"OMAE WA MOU,
SHINDEIRU!"
*both laugh like diseases*
*Both die*
*the world ends*
THE END.
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