We were talking about shows we liked when we were kids. She was saying shit from the 90s and 80s. And beeing born in 2002 I had no idea what she was going on about and I wanted an excuse to sing the backyeardigins song.
Anyways.
We got of the show Alf that I looked up and.... What the fuck.
Apparently he ate cats.... Grate guy
My mom; I mean it was a really good show. Even though he ate cats witch I'd a cunt move.
Me: I bet that's how Hindus think of us when we eat cows.
My mom's smile fades as she looked at me for a good minute and a half.
My mom: wow. This whole Muslim thing is fucked and you can joke.
...
...
Where
The
Everloving
Fuck
Did
She
Pull
That
Out
Of
I started to brust into laughter.
Me: what!?
My mom: I was making a funny joke about an alien and you had to take to seriously.
Me: I just compared what you said to a real life thing that was funny.
My mom: to you maybe. But you used a real life thing therefore making it serious.
Me: okay but I was talking about the Muslim ban i was makinga joke about how Hindus dint eat cows.
My mom: witch the white hate. See how I got there. We have a fascist Nazi as our president. And I'll say it. I am the only one who cares.... Wait where are you going?
Me: my room
