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allie 🥀 okay, i have some things to tell you that i probably shouldn't but i'm FREAKING OUT
ollie 🌺 are you okay? are you hurt? what the fuck?
allie 🥀 no, i'm fine
allie 🥀 physically
ollie 🌺 oh my god are you pregnant?
allie 🥀 what?
ollie 🌺 like honestly alice you fucked a guy? what the fuck?
allie 🥀 NO I'M NOT PREGNANT AND I NEVER FUCKING WILL BE YOU LITTLE SHIT
ollie 🌺 that makes sense, you wouldn't be the best pregnant woman ever
allie 🥀 excuse you, i would be the best pregnant woman to ever be pregnant, actually
ollie 🌺 wanna bet?
allie 🥀 fuck no, that would involve me actually getting pregnant and i aint going that shit
ollie 🌺 lol same
allie 🥀 says the boy who can't get pregnant
ollie 🌺 okay then well fuck you
allie 🥀 why are we even talking about me being pregnant or whatever?
ollie 🌺 you said that something happened that you probably shouldn't tell me so i thought about pregnancy because if you're only like a couple weeks along you're more likely to have a miscarriage and they say you shouldn't tell people until after the first trimester because that's the most dangerous period in time
allie 🥀 okay how do you know all this
ollie 🌺 what i like watching colleen ballinger
allie 🥀 same
allie 🥀 ANYWAY
allie 🥀 BACK TO MY CRISIS
ollie 🌺 what fucking crisis bitch
allie 🥀 i know it's not my place to tell anyone or whatever, but i'm freaking out over this and i need your help
ollie 🌺 am lost pls help
allie 🥀 lottie thinks she might be bi
[QUE OLIVER DROPPING HIS PHONE BEFORE SCRAMBLING TO PICK IT BACK UP]
ollie 🌺 WHAT
allie 🥀 i know
allie 🥀 she told me that the reason she and charlie broke up was because she was beginning to question her sexuality and thinking she might be bi and when she told charlie, he didn't take it all too well
allie 🥀 like, he was insecure lottie was going to leave him for a woman and she said that wasn't true and everything, but he said that he needed to think and eventually she was just tearing herself up about it and broke it off with him so that she could freely try and figure out who she really is
ollie 🌺 holy fucking shit
allie 🥀 i know
allie 🥀 now do you see why i'm freaking out?
ollie 🌺 my mind is broken for a second give me a minute
allie 🥀 but oliver
allie 🥀 this means that, theoretically, i could have a chance with her because she might also like girls
ollie 🌺 isn't that supposed to be a good thing?
allie 🥀 NO
allie 🥀 remember the 'theoretically' part? i mean, yeah she could like me but obviously she DOESN'T because i'm just me and she's this wonderful goddess that i can never compare to
ollie 🌺 way to go light on yourself
allie 🥀 I'M SERIOUS OLLIE
ollie 🌺 hi serious i'm dad
allie 🥀 stfu you aren't even a father
ollie 🌺 yeah but people have called me daddy before so...
allie 🥀 you are literally hopeless oliver
ollie 🌺 thanks i know
allie 🥀 that wasn't a compliment in any way
ollie 🌺 whatever
allie 🥀 but like lottie likes girls and holy fucking shit
ollie 🌺 we need to throw a party
allie 🥀 absolutely not! she hasn't even told you yet and you shouldn't know except now you do
ollie 🌺 okay but when she does come out we're having a party and i'm inviting my boy
allie 🥀 ohhhh your boy huh?
ollie 🌺 lol yeah
allie 🥀 ?????
allie 🥀 i need more details bitch
ollie 🌺 well, we've established that we still like each other so yeah
allie 🥀 "like" more like BURNING LOVE
ollie 🌺 okay we aren't even daing so saying that i still love him is a bit creepy so we aren't even gonna go there k bitch
allie 🥀 you didn't deny the fact that you still love him
ollie 🌺 well, obviously i still do
ollie 🌺 he's timothée, allie
ollie 🌺 i've always loved him
allie 🥀 omg you're so gay
ollie 🌺 sis we been knew bout that
allie 🥀 and you're so soft for him
ollie 🌺 and if you tell anyone i will slit your fucking throat bitch
