(A/N Real fast for for nonhumans like it's gota sweep and arts and crafts I will be switching between human form and non-human form but I will usually be human)
Alternative: butterscotch cinnamon cream pie
Baldi:( demonic screeching)
Bully: what WHAT
Alternative:(screens 10x louder) that's not even the highest I can screem
Baldi: wow you exist
Principal: we are THATS why I won't let you die
Alternative: if that's so than Brrrah, brraaah I am Hercules Mulligan Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said come again Ay, lock up ya daughters and horses, of course It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets
Baldi: THANK YOU
Alternative:(face turns red) * very aggressively* NO ( throws pocket knife barely missing you)