"Tasty tasty beautiful fear"
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In which the losers' club come across two girls from school and they all fight a demonic clown together, learn secrets about eachother, and love and friendships form.
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"That's poison ivy and that's poison ivy... and that's poison ivy," Stan said pointed to three plants.
"Where? W-wheres the poison ivy?" Eddie freaked out, looking around frantically.
"No where. Not every fucking plant is poison ivy Stanley," Richie jumped in, rolling his eyes.
"That's not poison ivy, but this plant sure is," Avery also jumped in, pointing to a bunch of poison ivy.
Eddies eyes went wide while looking at the plant.
"Just stay away from the plant Eds," diamond told him, softly pulling him away from it. Richie pretended to gag in disgust, causing them to roll their eyes.
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"Okay well I'm starting to get itchy now" Eddie ranted even though no one was on that topic anymore.
"Do you use the same bathroom as your mother?" Richie asked, as he stepped into the water after Bill, Avery following. Diamond, Stan, and Eddie were outside the sewers, disgusted at the water.
"Sometimes yeah," he responded.
"Then you probably have crabs."
Avery snorted and high fived Richie while laughing.
"God no Avery. You're giving the boy false hopes, thinking his jokes are funny," Stan shook his head, causing Richie to roll his eyes.
"That is so not funny," Eddie responded.
"Aren't you guys coming in?" Richie asked, looking at the three kids standing outside the barrons.
"Nuh uh. That's grey water," Eddie shook his head with a disgusted look on his face.
"What the hell is grey water?" Avery asked, as Eddie looked at her.
"Its basically... piss and shit," Eddie exaggerated dramatically. "So I'm just telling you, you guys are splashing around in millions of gallons of Derry pee."
Richie picked up a stick that was in the shit water and held it up, sniffing it.
"W-what are you doing?" Eddie stuttered, making a grossed out face in disbelief.
"Doesn't smell like caca to me señor," Richie said in a terrible Spanish accent holding the stick up to his nose. Avery once again laughed at not only Eddie's reaction, but Richies terrible accent. She wiped the tears in her eyes from laughter before high fiving Richie again. The 3 disgusted kids glared at her. She shrugged in response.
