Cupid Rhymes With Stupid - 愚蠢的傻瓜 (BL)

Chapter 5: Cinderella lost Spongebob

Zach jolted awake, heart thumping in his chest. The sight of Little D drooling confused him, widening his aquamarine eyes.

Little D did not raise the white flag—his ears perked and eyes bulged, matching the expression of his owner. 

Zach giggled, looking at his puppy who brought him back to the real world. Beads of sweat dribbled down his forehead, as he soothed his heart from what he thought was a simple nightmare. 

"Awww. Are you hungry already? Let me find you some food." Zach was about to pick up Little D from his chest when a foul smell assaulted his nostrils. "I forgot. You need to take a bath first," he groaned, scrunching his nose.

Zach walked toward the closet he shared with his siblings and picked out a white sleeveless shirt and shorts. He opened a drawer, ran over his colorful set of underwear printed with all kinds of flowers, and finally picked his favorite—the legendary Chrysanthemum. Although he was embarrassed to say it, nothing was as comfortable as wearing this undie with a small hole peeking at the back. He felt so refreshed every time he wore it. He grabbed the towel hanging on the door and entered the bathroom together with Little D. He carefully locked the knob and started to remove each piece of his clothing until none were left.

Little D barked loudly.

Zach flinched, taking a few steps backward, and quickly covered his private area as he faced his Little D. 

Seeing his owner's reaction, Little D stopped barking and started whimpering instead.

"What am I thinking? It's just my Little D ah!" Zach realized.

For a person like Zach, even Little D's stare would turn his translucent-white body to red. At the age of seventeen, no one had seen him naked: no one had noticed how flat his stomach was, how small his waist was, nor how his pink buds seemed to be out of place on his flawless creamy-white chest.

Well, except during that time, when Xander had accidentally opened the bathroom door and cursed, "Oh shit!" upon seeing him lifting his shirt to his head. For him, even if it was just his stomach and chest that were exposed, it was still the most embarrassing moment of his seventeen years of existence.

He swallowed the lump in his throat and tried to relieve his trembling heart. He slowly removed the hands that covered his private area and tiptoed towards the puppy. His skin flustered as red as a beet, while Little D jumped around the wet floor with unexplained energy.

"Calm down, Little D. Don't get too excited. I have to wipe the dirt off of your head and body first."

Little D continued to run around, forcing Zach to chase in circles and catch him. Foaming bubbles flew around the bathroom creating a picturesque scene.

Afraid that his puppy would catch a cold, Zach gave Little D a one-minute bath while the rest of the time was spent with him taking a shower, crooning in a thin, monotonous, flat voice. His singing prowess was out of this world—Disney Princesses and The Chipmunks combined.

"Didi?" The bathroom door shook. "Are you okay? You've been in there for an hour. That won't be good for your health." Xander knocked on the door thrice.

"I'm okay, Xander. I'll be out with Little D in a while."

Out with Little D? Xander froze. "You showered together?"

"En!" Zach answered in agreement.

"Why did he allow the puppy to go in?" Xander mumbled.

Zach opened the door and stared at Xander with brows pulled up. "You said something?"