Waluigi woke to a dark night sky, crackling fire and the savory smell of roasted rabbit.
He looked around and found he was still hoding egg, who was fast asleep.
"So you have awoken." A voice came.
Waluigi whipped his head around to see... no, that's not garfield.
Rather, it was a look-alike cat with fur too pure white for this world.
He had a little blue bowtie and a juicy looking watermelon slice balanced on his head.
"Who are you?" Waluigi exclaimed in shock and fear.
"Just call me.......... Mr. Cat." He responded mysteriously.
Mr. Cat. Indeed, a fine sounding name for a fiiiiine cat. Just who is this strange feline and on what side was he on?
The mysterious cat walked ober to the sizzling rabbit and took it off the fire. It smelled delicious.
"Eat, you'll feel better." He said, handing the skewer to Waluigi, who took it in his tremnling hands.
He took a large bite and was shocked at the flavour.
A subte, smokey flavor with juicy, medium rare meat. Waluogi look another large bite.
"Careful, you migt get indigestion." Mr. Cat warned.
"Mis is rll gud." Waluigi said, voice muffled by his chewing.
After a few moments of glorious silence, Mr. Cat stood
"Serioulsy, are you not going to question why you're here?!" Mr. Cat yelled, his watermelon slice falling off his head.
Oh yeah, Waluigi remembered that. He was too hungry to think properly at the time, but now,
Now he wasn't. He started panicking.
Mr. Cat rolled his eyes.
"You passed out in the middle of the bloody internet. Then, yours truly found you cradling an overgrown egg and remememered you.
He went on,
"I saw you at a family reunion back when the internet was peaceful. Figured you were on our side and decided to set up a fire."
That made sense, he really did look like Garfield.
"But why did this war even happen? All was well and the next thing I knew, all hell broke loose." Waluigi sighed, remembering the good times he and Garfield had. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
So Mr.Cat explained.
