Hajigay woke up one lovey morning on Jabberwock Island.
"Ah what a day for ho-"
Just then, monokuma jumped in through his cabin window.
"DONT YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD BITCH-YOUR COMING WITH ME"
Monokuma then snatched up Hajipp and ran to Chiaki's cabin."Aye" he screeeched. "You two need to bang, we don't have enough fanservice going on around here- so get to it." Hajigay didn't know what to do, he had never fricked a girl before- but he knew his duty to give this game some fanservice couldn't be ignored. Hajibutt walked out of Chiaki's cabin silently, nodding to her letting her know what he had to do.
He was gonna frick Komeda.
Hajihope made it to the crazed Hope man's cabin. Upon entering, he saw him snuggling a Makoto Naeggi doll and mumbling about hope. "Uh, Komeda we need to fu-" Just then Komeda talked poor Hajime, pulling him into the cabin- not to be seen for 3 days.
When Hajime returned- Monobearman was very pleased. "Thanks for the fanservice b, also sorry about the mental scarring- Who knew komeda was into kinky gore secks, surely not I". Monokuma Winked And bounced away to go harass Mr Souda pop.Hajimeme was never the same, he still fucked komeda tho.
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FanfictionAll of the Danganronpa games (except the despair girls children) stuffed into one big book of CRACK