The Boy Next Door

Chapter • One

1.

        "Babe, your gonna have to come home a little early. I've already called the school." my mom says to me as I wake up for the last day i'll be at that stupid school. "Oh, and Sage, check the mail, now." I just nod my head in response, walking out the door not caring if I look like some kind of hooker, with my shorts and tank top.

        "Take your stupid mail" I said after closing the front door. Mom gives me a strange look then she probably remembered it's the morning.

        "MOM!" my twin Jason says from the room next to mine. "What?" she draws out. No longer caring what its about. I escape to the bathroom to pee. That's when they start yelling. Ever since Charlie Castine came home and told us that he bought us a beautiful beach house in Laguna, California, he has been a complete ass to everyone, unless they were Chance or me.

        Chance is my brothers girlfriend, they've been together since freshmen year. I was so happy when they finally got together, they have always liked each other since like, I don't know.... 5th grade?

I believe I'm the one who started their ship.

        Well since I'm in the bathroom might as well do bathroom stuff, I start to brush my brown hair, my mom always liked it so much because its so unique. I don't see how, it's just always a mess.

        After I brush my teeth and, put my contacts in my eyes, which are gray, I walk into my room and get ready for school. After deciding on my white skinny jeans, and my black shirt that has lase skulls on the back, and my black converses I grab the keys to my faded blue 1984 CJ8 jeep. When I buckle in I realize i have about 20 minutes.

A smile crept on my face as i headed to Wal-Mart.

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"Sage, please tell me your gonna go out with a bang." my best friend Eric says.

"What kind of fucking person would I be if I didn't?" he smiles in response and I give him the list:

1. When you walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. They get quite scared.

2. Before your science class starts, put a cooler that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be dissecting a human head tomorrow, the sign up list is on my desk for the part you would like to dissect." Actually put a sign up list on her desk

3. Bring a cactus to school, raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question, look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. When it doesn't shrug and let the teacher continue, do this several times, get angrier each time. As you leave the class yell at the cactus "I can't believe you embarrassed me, AGAIN." This is a fun thing to do .

4. Ask permission for everything, ask if it's ok to blow your nose, sharpen your pencil, use the bathroom, etc... If you can get the whole class in on it, the period will be gone in no time.

5. Pass a note saying: isn't learning a wonderful thing? Make sure the teacher sees it and takes it away, when the teacher sees it they will be really confused.

6. Write F _ _ k on your arm or binder with a marker, and if a teacher (or principal) gives you trouble just say: "It doesn't say a bad word". Then fill in the blanks with a pencil or pen to spell words like "funk","fork","fink", or "flak". Then go to say:"you have such a negative outlook" and walk away.

7. Make a buzzing noise, like a bug is in the room, then get up really fast and start throwing your stuff like your trying to kill it and scream "I'M GOING TO GET YOU!!!!" and still carry on with the bug noise, it works.