Pastel Piercings And Black Flower Crowns/phan

Chapter One-Awkward Hello's

Chapter One yay! Let's just get right into it!!!

~Third person pov~

Dan walked into school in a pink skirt, oversized baby blue jumper, a pink flower crown, and white converse.

Phil walked into school, in a leather jacket, all black t-shirt, black skinny jeans, combat boots, his tattoos that nobody could really see because of his jacket, and his normal piercings: nose ring, lip ring, and his eyebrow ring(sorry if that is not what it is called I hope you know what I am talking about though)

Dan sat under his normal tree and started to draw a flower, no particular flower. He called this tree his 'thinking tree'; nobody bothered him here. He look around the school yard. People were just starting to come in. That's when his saw his favorite person in the world; Philip Michael Lester.

He knew he had no chance but hey! he could still dream. While he was drooling over Phil while Phil wasn't looking. Phil turned his head and saw Dan staring. Dan immediately look away blushing from the fact that he got caught staring. He also mentally slapped himself for getting caught.

Phil thought it was kinda cute. He had heard of the 'pastel wearing, flower crown wearing, kid that got bullied for being gay' Daniel James Howell. 'He's kinda cute' Phil thought. After a bit of thought and debating, he decided to go see his little admirer.

"Hey, whatcha drawing," Phil asked Dan which made Dan jump and almost tumble of the hill he and the tree was sat on.

Phil then sat down next to him and said," Are you going to be okay after your mini heart attack," Dan stared for a good 20 seconds after he realized he was staring.

Then he realized who he was staring at. 'OMG PHIL LESTER JUST CAME OVER AND TALKED TO ME, WELL SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH, BUT HE STILL TALKED TO ME!!!! I feel blessed!! Okay DO NOT make a fool of yourself. He has finally noticed your existence so DO NOT FLUFF IT UP!!!!!'

"Um... Earth to Dan... helllooo," Phil said as he waved a hand in front of Dan's face.

"O-oh.. um.. yeah.. h-hi," Dan stuttered. Then mentally slapped himself for being so awkward, but then he relized he never told him his name.

"Um h-how d-do you know m-my n-name?"He questioned then felt dumb because pretty much everyone knew his name, not in a good way either.

"Your Daniel James Howell the pastel wearing weirdo everyone makes fun of because your gay and wear girl clothes," Dan was a bit shocked at what he said, but he wasn't wrong!

"U-um yeah t-that's m-me," Phil gave a small chuckle.

"If you hadn't noticed, I'm Philip Michael Lester but call me Phil, and if you don't I won't hesitate to kick your ass," Phil explained obviously Dan knew this, but he did not know he would get his butt kicked if he called him 'Philip'.

"W-would you r-really kick my b-butt if I c-called you Philip,"Dan asked knowing it was a dumb question, but he is awkward so he asked.

"Maybe I would spare your cute little butt," Phil said with a wink. Dan look down and blushed madly and pulled his knees up to his chest, completely forgetting about his skirt, and buried his face in his knees. Dan could feel his heart explode but in like a good way. His insides were having a party, but he was trying to stay cool. But being his awkward self he said 'Thanks' instead, which Phil laughed at and said 'no problem'.

"Might wanna put your knees downs; I can see your panties," Phil said pointing at Dan's pink panties. Dan couldn't have been redder.Dan wished he could fall of a cliff or a bear would stab him to death or a psycho murder would eat him. Wait no other way around! He can't even think straight now! Well he never really thought straight, but you get the idea. He put his legs down and look at his lap while Phil laughed.

While Dan was mentally yelling at himself, Phil checked the time; they had about 5 minutes before school started. Then Phil got the best idea.

"Hey Dan, wanna ditch school and come over to my place for a bit?" Dan almost imploded.

"U-um o-ok," he said with a smile.

"Let's go!" And with that they were off...

Welp that's the end of chapter one sorry for the very weird chapter.... ok ok yell at me all you want for the weird pervy-ness but anyway tell me what you think.. Please comment and vote if you want... Anyway imma go bye my little munchkins....