Why, hello, children.
I am Holly ...
and I am your freestyle dance teacher.
No, I am not. I can't dance for shit.
But I can give you free holy water.
So you all can worship me.
I don't know what I'm doing. I just come home after having an excursion that was literally just sitting down and listening to people talk about random shit in the dark and decide 'Oh, WeLl, LeMmE mAkE a NeW wAtTpAd AcCoUnT bEcAuSe I'm BoReD aS fUcK.'
By the way, you should totally follow my friends account, iAmAFangirlingPotato, because if your reading this and you like it, you'll love her stuff.
Ok, I can't think of anything else so I'm going to leave and write some weird shit on my hand again.
-Holly Bish
YOU ARE READING
Why Am I Here?
CasualeJust something I made an hour after I created this cursed account. But, hi, I am Holly and I am the Holy Bitch. Give me your problems and I'll give them back because I got my own problems. I'm probably high while writing this.
