Gessen's Valley Girl

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The girls and I started walking around. It almost felt like hours since I fought Yozakura.

Neptune: I'm so BOOOOOOOOOOORED! Why is there nothing happening!? Agh, this is SO BORING!

Yozakura: ... Are you always like this?

Me: Yeah, she is. Sorry about her.

Nepgear: Come on, Neptune. Just hang in there.

Neptuen: Ahhhhhh, but is BORING! Something happen, please!

Me: I kinda sympathize with Neptune, right now. We've been wondering for so long, even I'm starting to lose it.

Neptune: Don't tell me... Are we lost!?

Me: What? No no no, I'm sure Yozakura knows where she's going?

Yozakura: What? Of course I don't. I've just been wandering for who knows how long.

All Three of Us: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?

Yozakura: What did you expect!? I'm new here! I don't know this place! I thought you knew where to go!

Me: We did until you kidnapped Neptune and Nepgear!

Yozakura: It's not my fault for being on the defense! 

I was just about to speak, but then that Shinobi Instinct thing kicked in again.

Nepgear: Sylver, you okay?

Me: Hold on... Someone's here...

Neptune: What? Nah, that's impo-

Yozakura: Where?

Me: I'm not sure yet...

Neptune: Wait... Yozie, you believe him?

Yozakura: Yeah. The exact same thing happened when I tried to ambush him.

Neptune: Wait... Is Sylver Spider-man!? Sylver, you're Spider-Man!?!?

Me: Wha- No! ... But I wish... That'd be cool...

Yozakura: Wait a second... Oh no... No no no no no.

Yozakura started to freak out, eyes widen.

Me: What?

Yozakura looked at me with fear in her eyes.

Yozakura: Sylver, run. Now.

Me: Wh-

I got knocked out. All I remember was something soft and squishy.

...

Yes, it's exactly what you think it is: Boobs.

Anyway, I was out for maybe twenty minutes and when I started to wake up, I heard distorted voices.

Yozakura: I still can't believe you tackled him.

???: Ohh, like, lighten up. He totally would've wanted me to do that if he saw me sooner.

Yozakura: And why YOU specifically?

???: Don't you know? I'm one of the Five Senran Waifus?

Yozakura: Senran what?

???: Like, you know. Five of Sylvi's waifus from our game? I'm one of them.

Yozakura: And the others are...

???: Ask him when he wakes up.

Neptune: Wow, he actually has a list of favorites. Makes you wonder if he has that for our games, huh sis?

Nepgear: U-Umm... I rather not know.

???: Wait, wait, wait. Sylvi's waking up.

My vision started to clear up as well as their voices.

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