Graystripe: *slaps the microphone* iS ThIs ThiNg on???111
the microphone screeches, you know, that loud noise that all microphones make when they feel annoying
Graystripe: Okay, I think this thing's on!
Someone offstage gives him a thumbs up
Graystripe: Welcome to my cooking show! Today I'll be showing you how to make homemade chicken pot pies cuz i love chicken.
Graystripe: ok so first step
slams a pot onto the table. a chicken face is seen on it.
Graystripe: get a pot to put your ingredients in, make sure it's got a chicken on it otherwise it wont be a chIcken pot PIE. It'll be a regular pot pie
Director: *from offstage* That's not how it works, Grays-
Graystripe: *whining* It's my show! My rules!
Graystripe sticks his tounge out at the director.
Graystripe: Anywaaayyyss, take the chicken pot and add some pie crust.
Graystripe takes a pie crust and shoves it in the pot.
Graystripe: okay, I think this is ready!!11!1 let's get some of our friends to test it out!!!!
The camera pans to Firestar, who looks genuinely confused.
Firestar: Wait, Graystripe, I thought you were taking me to see a movie, I didn't want to-
Graystripe shoves the pot in Firestar's mouth
Firestar: *chokes* *spits it out*
Graystripe: HE LIKED IT! HE REALLY LIKED IT!
Firestar: what, no? I didn't say th-
The camera pans away before he can finish.
Graystripe: Thanks for coming out, everyone! See you same time, next week!
Graystripe drops the mic, resulting in the mic screaming again.
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This one was done by Talf, who isn't the best spoofer haha
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