Jesus x God

the boink doinking

Jesus and God went to a hotel together. Because God is ... God, he just teleported them to the best hotel room. It was big, had a mini fridge filled to the brim with reeses, and bed full of rose petals. They slowly came to each other. Jesus was sweating and panting, and had a humongous boner. A blooper. A blunder. boo-boo.

Meanwhile God was excited. I am going to be the top! he thought to himself

boy was he wrong

suddenly, jesus grabbed god by his chest and pushed him down on the bed. god was shook.

"n-nani?" he gasped

"what're are you doing, jesus desu?"

"oHOHOHO did you think you'd be top? no daddy"

then jesus started licking god everywhere. slurp slurp slurp

god was suddenly so turned on, he was ok with it. he spread his legs and lay on the bed. "come to me baby"

jesus went down on him.

people say when you masterbate, the cum is god's tears. but what about god's cum?

it was jesus's tears

he was crying all over his pee pee. "im so happy" he cried

"shhhhhhhhhshshh shhhhs hshhhshhsh it's ok baby shhhshs" god soothed jesus.

then jesus started licking his pee pee. "what a big pee pee!! daddy!!!" he cried out loud

god's boner was already hard, but it became VERY hard. like a rock. hard rock. cafe

i can't take this anymore, god thought. then he did a 180 no scope parkour trick

he flipped jesus

now im the top! he thought, and started licking his poopy hole.

"oh yeahhhHH GIVE IT TO ME DDDDDDAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYY" jesus shouted

then god proceeded to shove his 10 feet pee pee down jesus

but because they were both Guys Men Boys, they both cummed quickly. the whole sex scene lasted 3 minutes.

ah that was amazing! they both thought

suddenly, jesus had a heart attack