Dove: okay, But then you tell me what that word means
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Dove:my girlfriend is too tall for me to kiss her on the lips what should I do
Cameron: punch her in the stomach then when she leans over in pain, kiss her
Booboo: tackle her
Thomas:Dump her
Lonnie: kick her in the shin
Sofia: NO TO ALL OF THOSE, JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
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Dove: Who do you think is mal's father?
Sofia: MICKEY MOUSE! ...Because You're so little!...
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Cameron: *smirks* You like Sofia huh?
Dove: *Nervous Laughter* Sofia??? nah what a nerd what a- [trips] [hundreds of drawings of Sofia spill out of sketchbook and scatter on the floor] w-what a fucking loser I swear these aren't mine is just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen I just listen fuck [drops them again] shit fuck I'm holding them for a friend just listen
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Dove: Well, Sofia, when you and I went on our first date where did we go?
Sofia:
China:
Dove: In da club. *smirks and laughs her ass off
China's mind *this shit real I ship it*
Sofia's mind *DOVE YOU GONNA BLOW THE COVER!*
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Sofia: Do you know why I invited you over?
Dove: Because I accidentally sent you a nude?
Sofia: *Stops pouring wine into two glasses*
Sofia: Accidentally?
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Sofia: what do lesbians do in bed?
Dove: it's too complicated I'll have to show you
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Dove:"...I'm not coming back, Sofia"
Sofia:
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