the instagram effect [ ✓ ]

🍶 : 31

unknown number: hey baby

baby 🎊: oh for god's sake
baby 🎊: i don't care anymore

unknown number 's contact changed to hyunjinnie

hyunjinnie: ;)
hyunjinnie: uh so im just gonna -

hyunjinnie is calling...

"hello??"

"hey baby uh i have a question which couldn't be asked over text because that would seem eh..."

"you good jinnie??"

"awe jinnie, anyway, uh, kim seungmin, seungmin yes thats you uh, will you go out with me??"

"HOLY FUCK HYUNJINNIE UH- SURE-?? I GUESS I MEAN -"

"woah baby calm down!! it's just a yes or no question. you got this."

"....."

"breathe."

"i am you trick ass bitch."

"....."

"......"

"we good??"

"alright bitch let's do this. yes."

"wow that went 0-100 real quick- wait, does this mean i have full permission to call you various pet names??"

"sigh why not."

"how does it feel being the one and only hwang hyunjin's boyfriend?"

"to be honest it's a new exciting experience- stop being so cocky."

"wink wink wonk wonk."

"i will breakup with you right here right now."

"wait no- fuck- sweetheart-"

"oh my god hyunjinnie hahaha calm down. i was joking."

"you're lucky you're the cutest thing on the face of the earth."

"awe you flatter me to much."

"we should go out somewhere."

"like where??"

"anywhere, to eat, watch the sunset ..."

"well the sun has already set. let's go watch the stars. i bet they'd be amazing this time of night, if we could see them."

"not as beautiful as you, im sure."

"you already used that like ！it doesn't work anymore."

"awe i tried. get ready because your main hoe is going to get you."

"jeongin?"

"seungmin!"