Kermit wanted someone of your Oreos.... but they weren't Oreos they were "OWO what's this all cum flavored" Oreos. You gave him one and he spit it out. I hope he new what it tasted like owo.
* instantly googles what semen taste like- *
YOU ARE READING
Kermit x reader
Randomhey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.
