Awkward situations and conversations

Conversations

" your meant to be at Julie's " tami says Eric still holding her legs wrapped around his waist his hands gripping her ass
" and your meant to not have a sex life " she says
" Gracie why don't you just give us 10 minutes alone " tami says
" 10 mins that's quick "
" we'll just gonna have to be quick and dirty " she says and Gracie pretends to be sick

" why don't you go umm " tami says stopping to look down at a certain alert body part
" calm down and I will talk to Gracie " she says jumping down
He puts his hands over his privates and continues walking to the bathroom for a nice cold shower

" Gracie why don't you sit on the couch and I will just find my top " tami says

Gracie walks over to head to one if the couches and then remembers and runs to the other one

" I'm never gonna sit on that couch again " she says

Tami laughs and pulls his top over her head

" Gracie why don't you tell me when you umm walked in "

" oh I walked in when you guys were standing kissing and his hands were on your ass then you moved to the wall and a whole new level of vomit reached my mouth "
Tami's face was scrunched up hoping that she had only came last minute and not saw the whole thing

" Gracie language "

" you weren't worrying about langue when you said quick and dirty or fuck me now "

" such a mini Julie "
" you and dad have tattoos "
" tattoos are very bad they mark you skin forever so is sex , sex is terrible thing and you should never have it "

" that's definitely not what you say when your with me " Eric says emerging into the living room
She picks up a pillow and throws it at him

" not helping " she says and he walks off

" god I thought you guys were old fashioned like no tattoos and that you only had sex 3 times to make us and none more "

" we'll when a guy is attracted to a girl oh my god this conversation is really not helping me " she says bringing her hand to her face

" right okay I love your father very much and he loves me and that stuff happens with couples " tami says

" show me your tattoo "
" mmh okay but Julie doesn't even know about this so you have to keep quiet " she says and she turns round so her back is to Gracie and lifts her top up so she could see it

She stared at the raven with Eric their wedding date and forever
She ran her fingers along it so surprised

" it's so sweet "
" your dad has a matching one but with tami instead "
" I love it "
" me too see we are old fashioned in a certain way "
" doesn't mean anything you obviously have an active sex life which freaks me out a lot do you guys do it while I'm in the house oh you do and when you were listing all those people they all caught you oh god I can't imagine what would've happened if I hadn't made a noise "

" I know it's hard and sickening and probably scarring to think of me and your dad that way but that's what happens I can't believe you actually thought your dad had managed with sex just 3 times in 23 years I mean wow he can barely last a week OH MY GOD I didn't mean that " she says bringing a hand to her mouth

" oh my god you do it every week and dad oh god he is not one of those husbands that like always wants ex is he oh my god my dad is one of those I'm gonna puke " she says really quickly

" he doesn't I swear here before you start judging him listen to me did I ever tell you about me finding out I was pregnant with you "