So, you know how there were three farm trips. The worst one was with the most popular, nicest and most beautiful girl in school. I tried to make a good impression on her. I failed kind of embarrassingly. I was taller then because of puberty, which is next story. I got flirty. She was interested, but I couldn't think of anything else to say to her. I told her jokes. Then, I tried to do tricks on the fence of a cow place. I leaned forward. Then I spotted it. If I fell I would land in a heaping pile of cow poo. I couldn't hold my position. Not only did I nearly kick her in the face, but I had cow poo all over me. She laughed. What's worse, she took a picture. So I was gonna be famous in school in a very bad way. Humiliating.
