Marvel Household

chapter 3

(I apologize for these being so short and baddddd XD and the viedo isn't important to the chapter, it just felt like it was needed)

Peter runs upstairs chasing Tony "MR. STARK I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, HONESTLY"

Tony turned around "You're gonna have to break up"

"WHAT?! but Mr. Stark-"

Tony put up his finger "Ah, you asked me for my advice, it's your choice to go by it"

Peter frowned "bUt dAAAAAd"

Tony opened his mouth to say something back at him but stopped and scrunched his eyebrows "hold on, what did you call me?"

Peter rubbed his hands together "oh, w-well I t-thought sense I w-was living here, bUT I CAN STOP IF IT MAKES YOU UN-"

Tony cut him off "no, that's just fine" he wipes his singular tear "that's just fine" he travels to his room

Peter runs to the room you two are sharing "Y/N I CALLED HIM DAD AND HE SAID IT WAS OK"

You were busy practicing your powers: turning invisible, making portals and light bending. When Peter walked in you almost made some light go in his eye "PETER DON'T DO THAT, I ALMOST.. I DON'T KNOW BUT I ALMOST DID IT"

Slightly embarrassed Peter smiled "Sorry y/n, hey I'll be back, I'm gonna go to the hospital to finally get my" he points down "pew pew"

You laugh and shake your head "Hey be safe out there, don't get mugged or anything" you go back to practicing

Peter jogs out of the room "I will, bye y/n"

"Goodbye peter" you say waving him off
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About 15 minuets pass and you start to hear talking

"is he gone yet?"

You put your ear up to the door

"Yeah, I think the y/g's asleep"

You were very awake

"Ok just try to be quiet"

You hear a door close behind them, you were to scared to see what it is they're talking about praying it isn't what you think it is
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Peter text Tony that he's on his way. He looks at the phone and panics "Stephen get up, Peter's on his way, where's my shirt, STEPHEN ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME" Tony rushes out of bed throwing Stephen his shirt "GET UP"

Stephen gets up and looks for his pants "OKAY OKAY"

Tony frantically puts on his pants "HURRY UP"

Stephen finally found some pants "I'M TRYING"

You look up from your book to investigate all the yelling "are they ok..?" you put your ear up to your room door and hear something crash, you open the door "WHAT IS HAPPENING?!" you see a cloak go flying pass you "what..?" you see Tony and Stephen run out of the room into the kitchen and living room, you go downstairs "should I be concerned or..?"

Peter opens the door
"I'm back a-holes, and I have a question for my fellow manly men"

"Well what is it?" Tony ask, his hair a mess

"How the how do you put on pants it's so big, it's like a third leg"  Peter readjusted his pants

"Practice that's all" Tony grabs his coffee and sips it to only just realize he doesn't have coffee

Peter waddles upstairs pulling down his pant from his crotch murmuring "when I asked for a big one I meant like 8 inches, not the hulk"

You giggle following him "maybe you should of communicated that"

"Now you tell me" Peter scoffed. He walks in the room "this needs some homey touches, DAD NUMBER TWO CAN YOU MAKE A PORTAL TO THE DRUG STORE?"

Stephen makes a portal to the drug store for you two, Tony yells through the portal "DON'T GET DRUGS"

"I'M NOT KEEPING PROMISES" you yell back

"WHA-" the portal closes "OPEN IT OPEN IT" the portal opens "Peter, Y/n, why?

"Why what..?" Peter questioned his new found dad

"what drug" Tony sighs

"XANAX" you screech

Peter pops your hand "nO! Mr. Stark we're not getting drugs"

"Awh, why not?" You pout as Peter stares at you

"Y/n.. Shut the fuck up, just for a minute?"

You turn our head as you cross your arms "How rude"

Tony sighs "Peter keep an eye on y/p" the portal closes as Peter walks off to get some stuff for the room while you wonder around and bumps into a man, he turns around

"Oh, sorry" you look up at the man, he has a weird face and you stare

"what are you looking at?" he looks behind him

Slightly embarrassed you respond "oh sorry again, just your face-"

The strange man cut you off "Is different I know" he looks behind you "is that Peter, I recognize that butt anywhere, PETEY-PIE"

"Whom..?" you turn around and see Peter blushing madly

"Heyyy Wadeeee..." he slowly walks over "what are you doing here?"

You look at Wade "YOU'RE WADE?" you look back over at Peter mad "PETER.. WHAT THE FUCK DUDE, HOW DARE YOU GET A TALL BOYFRIEND AND MAKE ME FEEL SHORT"

"Just getting some snacks, you?" Wade completely ignores all your bitching and answers Peter's question

"Surprises" Peter put his hands in his pockets

"Well that's nice, it was nice meeting you petey-pies friend whose name I never got, I've got to go, hope I don't die of cancer" he walks off

"bye.. y/n why do I do this?"

"do what?" you look at him confused?

"this" he starts tickling you making you laugh like a maniac "peteR STOP IT" he finally stops torturing you and pays for the stuff, you two walk home