Marvel Household

chapter 9

"We can look around?" you suggested looking at Loki

"Hey maybe Wade can get his taxi driver person to pick us up!" Peter shouted

Loki winced at the shouting "Calm down midgaurdian"

"That's a good idea! Well a better idea than mine" you shrugged "oh maybe we could try to contact Mr. St- I mean dad!"

"True, one of my fathers can you hear me?"

"-YOU FIX IT SENSE YOU'RE THE GENIUS HERE"

"WELL-" Peter turned off the intercoms "how about we don't go home?"

You all started walking to who knows where asking Loki questions

"So what's your favorite color?" you asked while kicking rocks

"I'd have to say black, like my soul"

"You look more like a yellow person to me" Peter threw a rock at you

"I guess" he shrugged as you and Peter had a rock fight in the background

You threw a small rock and Peter and it got in his eye "aH SHET!" (WHICH ONE OF YA'S DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FLUSH THE TOILET AFTER TAKING A SHET) "So Loki how old are you" you walked up to Loki letting Peter slowly die in the background

"I can't say of the top of my head but I know in human years I'd be around 16 years old"

You guys here faint yells from Peter "I CAN'T SEE"

"Woah that's so cool! Can you make yourself look like a teenager!?" you light up with glee

Loki transforms into a teenager, his clothes a little bit to big for him, and you squeal

"You look so cute!" you pinch his cheeks

"Shut up. We're the around same age y/n" he crosses his arms

"I knowww but you're just so adorable, right Pete?.. Peter?" you look back and see Peter on the ground trying to scratch his eye out "IT WON'T COME OUT" (WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE GAY JUST ADMIT IT STUPID ROCK)

"HOLY SHITU" (kub scouts anyone? No? Just me? I'll go..) you run over to Peter "are you okay dude? You look like Yan-Chan when those hall monitor scums pepper spray her ass"

Peter rubs his eye "That stupid rock!"

You blow in his eye and see the rock fly out "there, you could've asked for help"

"I DID MULTIPLE TIMES" he yelled at you

"Sorry.. But look at Loki!" you pointed towards Loki "He's a teenager now! Now people won't think that a tall man is walking around with two minors!"

Loki awkwardly waved at you two not knowing what you're talking about "See isn't he adorable"

"Awe, he's so cuuuute, but can we please get going?" Peter stood up and walked over to Loki "I'm starving and it's getting late"

You followed behind him "Fine" you turned on the intercoms "Hey wizard dad"

"FUC- oh yes y/n" him and Tony were still yelling

"We're ready to come home, we're like twelve feet away from the avengers tower"

"Okay hold on" and less then a minute later a portal appeared

"Come on guys!" you ran in the portal home and flopped on the couch

Loki and Peter walked in behind you and the portal closed

"Welp I'm gonna take a shower" Peter clapped his hands and went upstairs to well take a shower

"I'm gonna find some clothes that fit" the smaller Loki stated as he went upstairs in your guys room

Tony and Stephen looked at you suspiciously

"What?! He's 16 in human years so I asked if he make himself look closer to our age so people won't think he's walking around with two minors" you turned on the t.v. "also can you make a room for Loki? With lots of black? It's his favorite color"

Tony sighed "I guess Loki's living with us now" he put his hands on his hips and went to go make Loki a room

"Y/n you can't just keep inviting people to stay here" Stephen sighed

"It was only this one time!" you shot back

"Just don't let it happen again, we have but so much room" he floated away

"...thiS IS A MANSION!" you scoffed and got back to watching T.V.

Loki sat on Peter's bed looking around "it's so weird in here, like me being smaller it's strange seeing the world like this again"

"Imagine being a grown man and having to see the world like that" Tony walked in on Loki, well just sitting "You better not screw up. I am trusting you to keep this house in order understand?"

"Wait am I living here?" Loki looked at the tiny man confused

"Yes, it was y/n's wishes so thank y/p" he walked out "oh and your room won't be done until tomorrow"

(Yo what is up my fellow manly men? I'm gonna stop promising to make these longer if it's long, it's long if its not, its not so um yeah.. How are you guys..?)