An interesting love story [complete]

The Beginning and the End

In the silence, henceforth, The beginning of the war. The coffee and donut loving Italian versus the villagers of the Villagio, who have, in recent hours, come to find out that their humble village is now the miss spelled Vilagio.
As the bloody battle of the Vilagio Reaches the ears of the noble female knight, she decides to intervene in this trivial matter.
While back at the village spelled Vilagio. An Italian prince stands firm in his defense against the hordes villagers, but alas. In the hour of defeat the noble female knight descends into battle on a white horse. The white horse shown so brightly it out shown the sun. Sending, therefore, a blinding light into the eyes of the attacking villagers.
Throwing their differences aside, coffee and donuts versus tea and whatever bread is lying in the kitchen, the Italian prince and the noble female knight vanquished evil from the Villagio.
After the noble conquest the Prince and the female Knight threw down their fire arms and live happily ever after together and, of course, like all fairytale endings; they rode off into the sunset.

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It all started with this conversation:

Boyfriend-Talking to you is like my therapy

Girlfriend-Then maybe I should be a therapist. I already have the qualifications of hurting myself and knowing what it is I hurt and pretty much how to fix it!

Boyfriend-Lol that's kind of dark

Girlfriend-I am dark

Boyfriend-OMGS

Girlfriend- Because the light are off

Boyfriend-?

Girlfriend-The lights are off so it's dark and therefore I am dark because I am in the dark

Boyfriend-OMGS

Girlfriend-So i shouldn't be a comedian, got it

Boyfriend-Lol, Guess which theater I'm at. The Vilagio

Girlfriend-The village with io. The miss spelled Theater. The poor Italians they don't know how to spell village

Boyfriend-Lol did u have tea or something

Girlfriend-possibly

Boyfriend-how much

Girlfriend- enough to make me hyper

Boyfriend-and how much is that. Three?

Girlfriend-More than most Americans can handle. The Italians probably had tea that's why they spelled village wrong

Boyfriend-Lol Omgs

Girlfriend-They should've left to the British. Lol, I am on a roll.

Boyfriend-lol, I can tell

Girlfriend-And now I have to get a new roll because it fell on the floor

Boyfriend-OMGS. I had coffee and doughnuts this morning

Girlfriend-You and your coffee and doughnuts are out matched by my tea and scones sir Aaron. There will be no battle for coffee vs tea because the consumers are to hyper!

Boyfriend-Lol u clearly have had too much because this is a new level of hyper

Girlfriend-You stand with the incompetent Italians, while I drink tea in the splendor of the British tea drinkers
Have I made my statement clear
This is no mere battle but a war! The coffee and donuts Italian vs the tea and scones Brit!

Boyfriend-lol, the movie is starting gtg

Girlfriend-ok 😭😭😭