An interesting love story [complete]

This is Where my Story Ends

Boyfriend-R u going to church tomorrow?

Girlfriend-Ahhh, so alas the foes turned friend will meet. The uneducated Italian Prince and the Fearless knight!!!

Boyfriend-........ idk how to respond to whatever that was

Girlfriend-i'm still on my writing excursion

Boyfriend-Lol I can tell

Girlfriend-Excuse a moment while o do battle with the next page in my book. It's practically shooting me with arrow

Boyfriend-OMGS  (shows an exercise)
This could be us but I'm too lazy

Girlfriend-Says the lazy Italian Prince!  No wonder you can't spell Village. You didn't study like the British knight!

Boyfriend-OMGS! If I'm a Prince, am I ur Prince Charming?

Girlfriend-I don't know about charming. If you were the Italian Prince, which was based off of you, it would, therefore, make you less educated then the uneducated public. So your choice; the Prince or someone of higher stature. HOWEVER, the Italian Prince is a donut and coffee lover. So if you gave up the Prince it would mean, you are not a true coffee and donut lover. The chose is yours.

Boyfriend-.......

Girlfriend-What says the Italian, or has he pick a new person and has given up the love of coffee and doughnuts?

Boyfriend-.......

Girlfriend-The pen on the paper has stopped. What say you?

Boyfriend-The coffee and doughnuts

Girlfriend-So, you have chosen the less then educated Italian Prince with coffee and doughnuts. Than to another character without coffee and doughnuts?

Boyfriend-I chose another character without the coffee and doughnuts.

Girlfriend-And pray tell, who would that be?

Boyfriend-I will never be accepted or liked enough to be a Prince...

Girlfriend-Why did you turn my happy story into a depressing one!

Boyfriend-lol, I would be a simple farmer

Girlfriend-A simple farmer?

Boyfriend-yes

Girlfriend-Ah, well I suppose I could retire from my comfortable steed and join the coffee and donut-less farmer. Besides, the roar of the people wanting to over throwing the king has rung in my ears long enough. Anyway, it's the simple things that make life fun!!!

Boyfriend-lol

Girlfriend-What says the nameless farmer, who's name must be made known.

Boyfriend-?

Girlfriend-Shall we retire to a far away corner of the world?

Boyfriend- yes

Girlfriend-Yes, says the farmer who still has not shared a name

Boyfriend-Samuel

Girlfriend-Farmer Samuel and retired knight Mia, head off to a small corner of the world leaving the world to deal with its own problems! And that brings the tale to a close For now, until I have more tea!

Boyfriend-God why must their be more tea?

Girlfriend-Did I not tell you? We farm tea leaves?

Boyfriend-.............................................

Girlfriend-There's never a dull moment now! do I sense a regret towards the  choice of character?

Boyfriend-no

Girlfriend-Ahh, so he stays Farmer Samuel without coffee and doughnuts, but with a crazed tea fan, knight Mia. Surrounded by tea leaves.

Boyfriend-yep

Girlfriend-But the question is did you see the loophole?

Boyfriend-no

Girlfriend-Hmmm. I was knight, but I retired and still have my tea. However, you switched character, therefore leaving your coffee and doughnuts behind. Do you the loophole now?

Boyfriend-yes

Girlfriend-And so the final character switch?

Boyfriend-No I will stay Samuel the farmer.

Girlfriend-Mmm, so you will give up the loophole? Or perhaps further explanation?

Boyfriend-I will stay the farmer because if I was to switch back to the Prince that would mean I would be dealing with politics and I hate politics.

Girlfriend-Yes, but did it occur to you that you could retire as Prince and still have the farm and you would be granted your coffee and doughnuts back? No politics involved.

Boyfriend-No I didn't occur to me

Girlfriend-So, would you like to retire as a Prince with your coffee and doughnuts to your farm?

Boyfriend-sure

Girlfriend-Yay!! My complex plan has worked out! Now the turbulent world outside can't mess the intricate plan of humble peace on a plentiful farm anymore!
No I can say with satisfaction, the story has ended until further pages appear after the tea has been consumed!

Boyfriend-Lol

Girlfriend-THE END