He's a Keeper

The Akuma Attack

This was not how Adrien intended to eat wedding cake with his bride. They were now on a terrace situated in the east wing of the estate eating vanilla iced chocolate wedding cake. While wearing wedding garments. Fun.

"NOW MY DEAR ADRIEN" his akumatized-girlfriend bellows, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?"

Adrien shakes his head and points to his barely touched plate. "I have to finish this first sweetie."

"NONSENSE!!" She shouts, "WE SHALL DANCE!!"

She grabs his hand and throws him up in the air does a dramatic spin, then catches him.

"NOW WASN'T THAT FUN??"

Adrien shakes his head and holds his stomach, ready to puke.

He turns away from her, still clutching his heaving stomach.

"ADRIEN, ARE YOU OKAY?"

He nods and starts making odd hand gestures to something behind her.

"WHAT ARE Y.."

An orange figure leaps out behind Jolie Casamiento, who easily sidesteps her, and reaches towards Adrien.

"NO, I AM JOLIE CASAMIENTO . ADRIEN AGRESTE IS MINE AND I WILL KEEP HIM SAFE. I WILL NOT LET A FOX LIKE YOU GO NEAR HIM!!" she points the bouquet at the gentleman in question. Out shoots a cord with wedding bells around it. It zips around Adrien and pulls him into her arms.

Rena Rouge pulls out her flute, ready to attack, but the Akuma and her boyfriend have left.

"I really need some proper backup," Rena calls into her flute-phone. Sure enough, she's the only one active in the team's group chat.

"Goddammit" Rena Rouge screams into her flute-phone. "Am I the only one who actually comes to the Akuma attacks anymore?"

"No," a voice says from behind her. She spins around to see who and is relieved to see her handsome fiance. "You just know how to travel fastest. You were always chasing Akumas around it's no wonder you're here before me,"

Rena shrugs nonchalantly. "You did tag along most of the time, so I don't see a reason why you aren't here as soon as me."

Carapace holds his hands up jokingly, "You were the reporter, not me!"

Rena meets his eyes and holds up a finger and mocks a scolding. Carapace recoils laughing before bringing her into an embrace.

"Plus," he adds, whispering into her neck. "I am here before the Miraculous duo, and they have more practice than even you. That should count for something."

"Well, Adrien is sort of occupied, and Marinette is the actual Akuma. - But that leaves no excuse to why Queen Bee's not here yet," Rena interrupts.

"Well, you can't actually trust the Chloe Bourgeois to show up on time, can you?" Queen Bee says, jumping down from a turret behind them.

"No Chloe, trust and punctuality aren't a big part of a superhero team's qualifications at all," Carapace mutters under his breath.

Rena elbows him. "Thanks for coming Queen Bee, let's get going now."

Queen Bee nods "Because everybody knows, the best way to arrive at a party-"

"Or in this case, a makeshift wedding" Rena smiles, singing out the bee's catchphrase.

"Is fashionably late" a familiar voice calls. "Let's go get my boyfriend back."