(Im going to post this on here and fandom songs)
Jeff: *Is on the table*
HUSH HUSH HUSH
BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH
*Points at (Your ship with Jeff)*
Jeff: YOU ARE NOW MY BIG FAT CRUSH! IM SINGLE AS I CAN BE!
YOU SINGLE PERFECT FOR ME!
Jeff's crush: WTF
JEFF: IM GONNA GIVE U SOME REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD DATE ME!
Jeffs crush: *Backs away slowly*
JEFF: REASON NUMBER ONE IM SUPER HOT REASON NUMBER TWO
SHE/HE'S SUPER NOT REASON NUMBER 3 IM ALL YOU GOT AND ALL YOU GOT IS SOMEONE HOT!
Jeff's crush: *prays silently*
Jeff: BOY/GIRL CHECK MY RESUME YOU WANT A BACKGROUND CHECK OKAY! FIRST NAME HOT AND LAST NAME BITCH WANNA GET WITH ME NOW THATS THE SITCH!
YOU THINK IM TRASH!
Jeff's crush: *agrees in head*
Jeff: HELL NO IM CLASS
*Jeff twerks on the table*
Jeff: AND I GOT A BIG FAT ASS
(Updated)
Jeff: AND ALL I GOTTA SAY IS
PLEASE DATE ME BECAUSE IM SINGLE
Jeff's crush: *Shakes head no rapidly*
Jeff: S-I-N-G-L-E
LOVE ME
AND TOUCH ME
AND WELL FAQ ME
Jeff's crush: *Face turns bright red*
Jeff: Boy/Girl YOU THINK LOVE IS A GAME AND THAT DRIVES ME REALLY INSANE WELL IM GONNA GIVE U A FEW MORE REASONS WHY U SHOULD DATE ME
Jeff's crush: Not this shit again
Jeff: REASON NUMBER FOUR I GOT CUTE BROWS! YOU DONT SEE?
I DONT KNOW HOW!
REASON NUMBER 5 I GOT MORE PERSONALITY THAN ALL YOUR TYPES!
Jeff's crush: *Facepalms*
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