(in every chapter like these, it'll be from one of my friends perspective. today is mariam.)
today is a special day because. it was harleen's crack tea party. i mean, tea party.
probably, harleen is the most unexpected person to set up a tea party. i'm expecting lots of.. swearing.
i arrive at their place, harleen opens the door.
"welcome! welcome! come in!" harleen moves out of the way so i can get inside.
i look around curiously, nobody was here.
"where's everybody?" i asked, harleen closed the door and turned to me.
"oh elaria ate them." she smiled sweetly.
"what." oh yes, elaria.
"i mean. sorry for my vile language. i meant, they're all in the backyard." she fixed her tone of voice. "oh okay!" i went to where the backyard was, i opened the door and found a place of bitches being crazy. oh fuck.
"YOU BITCHES I AM NOT MARRIED TO JEONGGUK!" there was hala, throwing teacups at the other people. her voice was practically heard everywhere then there was shahd.
"STOP HIDING YOUR FORBIDDEN AFFAIR!!" throwing plates at hala, both were ruining valuable shit.
"what the fuck."
everybody else was acting some what crazy, but funny. soph was sipping tea, watching shahd and hala fight. paula was just taking all the sweets (that's me btw), eating them too. mohd was trying to take all the sweets as well, hana was on the ground and slyv was also on the ground.
it was a lovely fucked up day.
shahd and hala brought the fight into the table. shahd flipped the table violently at hala. hala got hurt but still was immortal as fuck. immortality bonus.
basically it was, SHAHD flipped the table! The table was thrown at HALA! The attack was effective! but HALA came back alive!
"WH-WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT ELARIA SORCERY IS THIS!?" SHAHD got thrown back, she stumbled back confused about HALA's immortality.
then anime shit went down, the screen turned black behind HALA. thunder and shit, lightning boom boom. yeah, so HALA took out a evil ass laugh.
like mUAhahHHhahaha! mUhahahHahahhahh!
truly one of a kind, as expected of jeongguk's wife..
"YOU HAVE UNDERESTIMATED MY POWER AND WILL AS A HUMAN BEING, AS FOR I AM. IMMORTAL!" muahaha's filled the backyard.
"WHAT THE FUCK, HALA!?" paula crying out in the background. soph smirking and smuggling continuously, "this is what i signed up for." mohd a bit pissed.
slyv gets up and takes out a chair from her, uhm. she took it out of nowhere??
and threw it at everybody, she screamed violently.
WHAT!? SLYVEON is evolving! SH- SHES SCREAMING! FUCK GO BACK!
slyv screamed louder and took out tacos, shahd and hala still having a major immortal fight. paula just obsessing over sweets and tae. mohd still pissed, hana still on the ground and soph still liking what she's seeing.
harleen finally came out.
"i'm back! i got another table and food and shit." harleen squeezed outta there and put out a table. then put down the food.
"ok, gotta go." i'm not dealing with this-
"wHAT DID YOU SAY MARIAM. YOU KNOW THIS IS A TEA PARTY THAT TOOK 5 THOUSAND YEARS TO SET UP. ESPECIALLY THE TABLE AND IMMORTAL SPIRITS HERE." harleen was behind me, right now. i feel evilness coming.(okay editing this i just realized how kinda cringy this is lmaoooooo)
"what? immortal spirits?"
"i mean you, everything here was a illusion. i actually didn't invite anybody else except you. don't you know Mariam!? people have powers in this stupid neighbourhood! AND WE ALL MAY BE CRAZY BITCHES, BUT WE HAVE SOME POWERS UP IN OUR SLEEVES. and crazy plans like these.." she smiled, evil genius awesome bitch who planned this seeped through her teeth. her smile was evil as fuck.
i-I.. I COULDN'T BELIEVE THIS.
was this.. planned. ALL ALONG!?
i turn back around and look at harleen shocked
"WHAT!? THIS WAS A SET UP!?"
"YES. EVERYTHING HERE WAS A SETUP, EXCEPT FOR THE FIGHT... THIS TEA PARTY WAS A SET UP, I JUST WANTED TO FEEL BETTER AND GET MORE H&S BITCHES OUT HERE. AND THANKS TO YOU, I'VE GOTTEN 100 MORE WORSHIPPERS." harleen's evil laugh got me quaking and quivering.. i couldn't believe this.
"HOW COULD YOU!"
(pt.2 will come out soon lmao)
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