Bill's Back (Completed)

Chapter 5

Shock and worry fills me. Bill just got here yesterday. I just realized I never made a deal with him so he couldn't hurt my family. Clearing my face from the shock and worry my eyes meet Ford's.

"Don't worry Ford we will defeat the demon if it becomes a threat." I tell him before walking out.

Going to my room I find Bill on my bed watching something on my laptop. I got it from Stan a couple years ago for Christmas. Closing the door I walk up to Bill and look at the screen. On the screen is two men fucking. Eyes wide I turn my head away with a flushed face.

"Hey pine tree! Did you finish what Ford wanted?" He pauses and turns to look at me. "Pine tree.... why is your face red?"

Grinting my teeth together I force myself to stomp up to Bill and slam my laptop closed. Bill looks at me in shock.

"Why'd you do that!?" Bill asks.

Sighing I run my hand down my face in frustration.

"Bill don't ever look that stuff up on my laptop again." I state sternly.

Bill looks at me confused and starts getting a red strike in his hair. Why is he mad!?

"Don't tell me what to do Dipper Pines." Bill says coldly making me jump.

Scared I nod and look away from him, starting to back up. He grabs hold of my wrist and presses his nails into my skin harshly.

"You will not order me around. I am not your play toy." He continues coldly.

Gulping I try not to shake in fear, though I fail miserably. Bill's grip tightens more and he snarls into my face. Why is he so mad about that!?! Suddenly someone opens the door gasping for breath. Turning I see Mabel.

Shit! Without even thinking I throw myself on top of Bill and on my bed. Bill's face is now hidden underneath my chest, while the rest of my body is on top of him. I don't know why I'm protecting him when he is a demon who tired to kill me and my family. Oh and enslave the world.

But I can't find it in me to pull myself off him to expose his red hair and glowing red eye.

"Dipper! Your in so much trouble!! Wait wha- IS THAT BILL!" Mabel screams loudly in a squeal.

Covering my ears with a groan I envy Bill. He can't hear it as much as I can because his head is under my chest. Of course I'm not squishing him, I hope. Though he probably deserves it if I am.

"Mabel get out and start knocking." I shout annoyed.

She squeals something about her scrap book and pictures before I hear her leave and slam the door. With a sigh of relief I pull off Bill, and sit on his thighs just incase she comes back and Bill isn't back to normal. Looking down at him I find that he has lost all the red in his hair and eyes.

"Bill I think it's about time we make another deal, this one not for fun." I say.

"Alright state your side pine tree." Bill tells me with a low voice.

"You will not hurt anyone in the Cipher wheel and my friends and family." I state.

Bill thinks than nods. "What do i get?" He questions with interest.

Hmm. Well I have nothing to give so I guess he can chose. This may end badly though depending on what he chooses.

"Than I chose to stay at the shack freely and can not be kicked out." Bill states.

Weird, I thought he would chose something else. Something that would make people very mad.

"Deal." I finally say and hold my hand down at him.

He sits up and places his hand in mine. Blue flames engulf my arm, though they don't hurt I wince. Pulling my hand back I go to climb off Bill when someone slams open the door. A click sounds and than giggling.

Looking to the giggling I see Mabel with her camera. Oh my god she took a picture of us like this....no!!! Jumping off Bill I run for Mabel but she runs out laughing. Chasing her down the stairs I trip. I am about to fall on to my face when something wraps around my waist and pulls me back.

Looking behind me I see Bill, he is holding on to a chain. Following the chain I see it's wrapped around my waist. Scared that someone will see I turn and look around. No one is in the living room or at the door. The two places you can clearly see the stairs. Thank God!

"God does not like me that much, I wonder why."

Turning to look at Bill I give him a 'are you serious look' with one eyebrow raised.

"I wonder why." I mock.

He just shrugs and snaps his fingers. The chain vanishes, leaving two totally normal people on the stairs. Not that it's true. I mean how is a insane dream demon that looks like a flying Dorito with a top hat, cane, and bowtie normal, though now he has a human body.

"Yo Dipper why's your sister hiding outside next to the leaf blower with her scrapbook?"

Turning I see Wendy standing in the doorway with her normal hat and clothes on. Smiling at her I laugh.

"Oh she's hiding from me and now I must go....do something outside." I exclaim and run outside.

Seeing Mabel I crouch down and start slowly walking towards her. When she's in lunging range I stop.

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Meanwhile Bill pov

I watch pine tree race out of the shack with a small smirk on his lips. Awe so cute~ He's going to go get his sister. Well more like he's going to get that picture of us by tackling her. Oh how much my pine tree has grown.

"So do we like know each other from somewhere? Cause I feel like ive seen you before." Wendy asks.

Grinning I shake my head and hold out my hand even though rage is in my mind.

"I'm Bill. I am staying with the Pines for awhile." I say.

She shudders at my name but smiles and shakes my hand.

"I'm Wendy I work for Stan and am friends with Mabel and Dipper." She tells me.

Nodding I pull my hand back and behind my back, wiping it clean on my pants. No human should touch me so nicely. Only when making deals should a human touch me. Urg like its gross. All the germs and shit.

"Soo what do you think Dippers doing to Mabel?" Wendy questions me.

Shrugging I act like I have no clue except I do know. Because I'm watching them from pine tree's mind.

"Hugging most likely." I offer.

More like Dipper is on top of Mabel ripping the picture out of her hands and than scolding her. While she pouts with tears in her eyes. Dipper than gets off her and steals her glitter as punishment.

Oh how much I'm going to love staying here. Letting out a chuckle I walk slowly upstairs laughing and completely ignoring Red.