South Park boyfriend

Date night

Yo it's your neighborhood Author Chan and today's your dates with your South Park boys, so if there is any mistake please over look them cuz I can't write worth shit... anyways enjoy...
                           🖤 Author Chan

Stan
Tonight was our date night so, I decided to bring my (y/n)to the new Terrance and Phillip movie, then take her to eat. She was happy to see it because she's been waiting for it to come out...
But there's one problem.. she won't let me pay for her, she doesn't like me "wasting" money on her. I love her to death but she should know that money isn't a problem.

Kyle
"Video games..." my girlfriend says holding out the new game I've been saving up for.
"H-how'd you get it (y/n)?" I ask hugging her. "I have a jar in my room the says Kyles happiness. I put half my allowance in it."

She smiles "so you own me a kiss..." I smash my lips against hers as I close the door with my leg. She smiles into the kiss and lays her arms over my shoulders.
"I love you~ now lets play games..." I say sitting on my bed, pulling her into my lap.
"Do you really have a jar the says Kyles happiness?" She nods "your my happiness (y/n)."

Kenny
"Ow Kenny the hurts..." she says slapping my shoulder "sorry babe..."
"It's fine just don't bite down so hard, you leave too many hickys on my breast...I've counted like seven..." I rub the back of my head "only because I love you..." she puts her foot on my chest.

"Love me my ass..."
I grab her leg and frown "You think I only love you for sex..."
"Yeah that's your title as Kenny McCormick dude..."
I look down "I love you, you know that..." she giggles "I know Kenny... I love you too."

Eric
"We just eat out and play games what did you expect from us Author Chan..."
Maybe you ride him or something? I don't know to be honest?
"Ride him, who else have you asked?
Kenny and his girl...

Trent
"Oh god Trent..."
"What did I do something"
"You lift so much now, you can probably hold me now..."
"You weight nothing babe, I could hold you forever..."
She smiles and kisses me, moving herself into my lap...
"I love you Trent..."
"Love you too..."

Token
"Movies and dinner sound okay with you Token..."
"Yes dear where do you want to eat?"
"Some place cheap I don't wanna waste your money"
*looks at mansion* "I think your okay on that part"
She Giggles "okay then you can pick since your the one buying, it's only fair..."

Tweek
"We have our dates at the coffee shop, it's peaceful and quiet, always smells like coffee."
Anything else?
"Not much more to it then that. Other then our date starts after we're closing up, which reminds me you have to leave it's nine thirty..."
*gets kicked out*
"Sorry Author Chan"

Craig
"We play with stripes and sometimes watch a movie... oh yeah Craig bought me my own hamster, look at him he's so cute..."
Which one Craig's holding it...
"Definitely Craig but my hamster is cute too.."

Butters
"Oh hamburgers me and (y/n) haven't been on a date in a long time... she is grounded for crying the other day, and most of the time when she's not grounded, I am. I get grounded for her being here...
But on our last date I took her to the movies and we shared popcorn and a drink..."

Pete
"We don't do dates"
Really because Michael takes his girl out all the time...
"He does well then (y/n) let's go watch that's scary movie you've been talking about..."
"Huh are you okay? I though you didn't wanna be a poser"

Pip
"We stay here and have a movie marathon with Damien..."
Doesn't Damien get in the way?
"No he pushes us together and makes us "cuddle", I guess he's making bets with Kenny on what he can get us to do and what he can't get us to do."

Damien
"We go to a movie then come back to my room and fuck, nothing more then that."
No sweet talking just a movie then you guys fuck?
"That's what I said."
"Damien what are you doing?"
"Duty calls, Coming (y/n)!"

Michael
"We stay in my room and watch Netflix, mostly scary movies, or series because (y/n) likes them. We kiss while we wait for the next episode to play.
But I have taken her to get coffee, and we sit at starks pond and watch the sun set... not to often though."

Clyde
"We go out to eat a Freeman's then we go to a movie, after that we go to (y/n)'s house and have fun, I'll let you decide what our fun is..."
"You guys fuck..."
"Yep my sweet sweet (y/n) is mine and mine only..." I say before (y/n) comes in.
"Clyde, wanna go to Freeman's he's got a new item on the menu, maybe a movie then go to my- oh hey Author Chan..."

Mike
Oh we go to starks pond and watch the sunset set, and once the stars come out she faces me while sitting in my lap.

She always brings wine with her so we share it and kiss... not much else, sometimes she gets a little frisky and drags me home so we can, you know, do it...

Jimmy
"We go to Tweek bros and crack jokes, he'll wrap his arm around me and kisses my cheek. We're a normal couple-"
She says before I kiss her.

"Hey Jimmy wanna go to Tweek bros and crack our jokes again..."
"S-s-s-sou-sounds g-go-good..."
"Bye Author Chan, ready Jimmy"
"yes..."