Peppa Pig is an Anime

Chapter 9 - The play, ACT 1

In the middle of the stage was a single chair, and sat on it was George Pig, his hair bleached a sickly white. He was surrounded by a manky blue backdrop. Suddenly, some speakers from backstage blasted out the words, 'OSHIETE, OSHIETE, YO SONO SHIKUMI WO'. Hobo Joe's eyes wept at the beauty. The song was basically a G note for weebs.

Then, the hog sprung up, and was joined by a cast of funky characters. Peppa frogmarched of stage, with bright blue hair, playing the plays protagonist. Then, she was joined by Richard Rabbit in a sailors outfit, obviously sailor moon. Finally, Pedro joined, in a Survey Corps outfit.

The speakers boomed even louder. "I BUY SAUSAGE!" The cast sprung into an awful choreographed dance routine they were working on at recess, including disgusting cartwheels from Peppa where she flashed her hairy bum, and a solo from George where he glomped a Hobo Joe. The catastrophe finally ended when Pedro fell and broke his face.

He was dragged off stage, and the next scene began. Peppa awoke in a bed, and suddenly screeched like a pregnant mongoose about to go into labour. "I'M JUST AN AVERAGE SCHOOLGIRL, IN AN AVERAGE TOWN, LIVING AN AVERAGE LIFE. BUT ALL THAT IS ABOUT TO CHANGE!" She leapt out of bed, banging her fat head on the ceiling, and stormed out of the house with a slice of toast in her mouth and a basket in her hand.

"I know what you're thinking... Red Riding Hood has a mother! But..." Peppa snorted back her fat tears. "She was taken by the titans when I was young...I will avenge her."

And with a toss of her blue hair, Little Red Riding Hood skipped through the forest. Edmond had returned from the lodge, and his mangled body was perfect for a tree. Unfortunately, Edmond was the only tree, so he had to run about the stage like a headless cock(erel) trying to make a forest. It was honestly a mess.

At once, Peppa caught sight of some flowers. Roses, to be precise. There was a white rose, perfect for a gentlemanly prince. There was an orange rose and a light blue rose growing right next to each other; they looked identical, like twins! There was a large dark blue rose near a soft pink one - the blue rose looked so protective of the little one. And there was a purple rose, holding a clipboard  and a calculator, which looked like it was calculating the cost of a smashed vase. Finally, there was a trampled red rose. It reminded Peppa of a certain host club.

A figure slimmed from behind a tree. It was a large, neon green fursuit. An awful laugh was emitted from the costume, and its pungent smell stank the theatre. "Hewwo. I'm the big XD bad wolf. ;3 rawr!"

Red Riding Hood looked confused. This wasn't on the script? Then again, Peppa couldn't read, so she decided not to question it.

"OWO! WHATS THIS!?" Danny roared, pouncing on the roses, his mouth in the shape of a 'w'.

"I think they're hydrangeas?" The sausage responded. Madame Gazelle shot the dunce a death stare from the wings.

"Where are you headed, little one?" The wolf leered, its big animated eyes widening at the fat hog swamped by a rag of red. Suzy raged in the wings... how DARE Danny flirt with her!

"I'm headed to my grandmothers!" Peppa sung, to the tune of Despacito.

Danny nodded. "Go on, sniff the flowers whilst I... visit your grandmother idk?"

Peppa stared back, nonplussed.

"Sniff the flowers you little bitc-"

Edmond whacked the hog with his large ;) branch ;)) and she fell unconscious onto the floor. Danny turned in his obnoxiously bright fur suit. "End of Part 1!" He growled.